Oct. 27, 2022

101: The 3 Cops Talk 2022 Halloween Special

101: The 3 Cops Talk 2022 Halloween Special
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On the first 3CT holiday-themed episode, the boys share some of the creepier calls and fun Halloween experiences they've witnessed throughout their careers as police officers. 

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Transcript
[shaun]:

hey everybody this is sawn from three cups talk we're doing

[scott]:

oh

[shaun]:

our october wrap up this year october twenty twenty two what's coming into two years

[scott]:

oh

[shaun]:

doing this guy is

[chris_sherwin]:

no

[shaun]:

really

[chris_sherwin]:

that's

[shaun]:

good stuff

[chris_sherwin]:

crazy

[scott]:

time

[shaun]:

um

[scott]:

flies

[shaun]:

you can you can hear the thrifty norwegian in the background big sergeant

[scott]:

oh

[shaun]:

scott and the polish fog is with us as well

[chris_sherwin]:

hey

[shaun]:

rich uncle chris

[scott]:

oh

[shaun]:

hey

[chris_sherwin]:

what's

[shaun]:

you know

[chris_sherwin]:

up what's

[shaun]:

what i

[chris_sherwin]:

up

[shaun]:

love about octobe but it's like there's

[scott]:

yeah

[shaun]:

so many things going on in october one of things i didn't realize like because you know i switched from illinois where you get paid pretty much for every holiday that's out there to

[scott]:

right

[shaun]:

south carolina where they they kind of acknowledge certain holidays day don't

[scott]:

oh

[shaun]:

acknowledge one's nationally recognize whatever so i put in columbus day you know like

[chris_sherwin]:

oh

[scott]:

yeah

[shaun]:

i'm i'm gonna take these as camp hour so

[chris_sherwin]:

yes

[shaun]:

i can build up my time kind of a thing because you know

[scott]:

right

[shaun]:

you get good benefits here but you know it's not like up there

[chris_sherwin]:

a

[shaun]:

so my l t contacted

[scott]:

yeah

[shaun]:

me and he's like i just want let you know that

[scott]:

oh

[shaun]:

we don't you know columbus day isn't an nationally recognize

[scott]:

m

[shaun]:

holiday that we recognize or whatever for whatever it is i'm like oh man so i sent i said you know

[scott]:

yeah

[shaun]:

i'm sorry but i really feel sorry

[scott]:

ah

[shaun]:

for columbus you know what i mean because he's just not

[scott]:

oh

[shaun]:

getting the raps like he used

[chris_sherwin]:

i discovered

[shaun]:

to

[chris_sherwin]:

america

[shaun]:

you it's like it's like he's like if you like if you look at columbus and you kind of put him in modern day like he's an italian guy like as the italian

[scott]:

right

[shaun]:

says i grew up with him in new jersey and you're like

[chris_sherwin]:

oh

[shaun]:

columbus is like he's like he comes

[chris_sherwin]:

yeah

[shaun]:

back

[scott]:

oh

[shaun]:

and he's like hey what's going to what do you want for me you know

[chris_sherwin]:

yeah

[shaun]:

you don't like what i do for you no more you

[scott]:

what

[shaun]:

you

[scott]:

property

[shaun]:

don't like me you know you don't like no go i've got it in the pzaranemtbal

[chris_sherwin]:

yeah

[shaun]:

well look at me you know i'm a mobsterdon't

[scott]:

yeah

[shaun]:

you love

[chris_sherwin]:

oh

[shaun]:

me

[scott]:

grippy bobetyboo

[shaun]:

bbibooyouknow

[chris_sherwin]:

yeah

[shaun]:

hat you want you know

[scott]:

oh

[shaun]:

i have an idea that he's like

[chris_sherwin]:

forget

[shaun]:

in columbus

[chris_sherwin]:

about

[shaun]:

confused

[chris_sherwin]:

it

[shaun]:

about like what look you because

[scott]:

a

[shaun]:

because of is because at

[scott]:

oh

[shaun]:

the end s people i don't you know i on't get no respect what

[chris_sherwin]:

i don't

[shaun]:

what

[chris_sherwin]:

get

[shaun]:

do you

[chris_sherwin]:

a

[shaun]:

treat

[chris_sherwin]:

i don't

[scott]:

yeh

[chris_sherwin]:

get a freeing day

[shaun]:

yeah don't get a fleakinwhat'

[scott]:

goin a fitin

[chris_sherwin]:

one

[scott]:

dat

[chris_sherwin]:

day i don't

[shaun]:

what's

[chris_sherwin]:

get fregingday

[shaun]:

up

[scott]:

oh

[shaun]:

what are you treating me like half a couch o doing

[chris_sherwin]:

yeah

[shaun]:

to me you know like

[scott]:

h

[shaun]:

work

[chris_sherwin]:

oh

[shaun]:

what the hell you know what i mean like i was working for the spaniards they're willing

[scott]:

h

[shaun]:

to pay i'm going for hire you know as

[chris_sherwin]:

yeah

[shaun]:

i'm tinking of

[scott]:

there

[shaun]:

myself like

[scott]:

they're willing to pay

[chris_sherwin]:

uh

[scott]:

yeah

[shaun]:

when we were kids like

[chris_sherwin]:

h

[scott]:

uh

[shaun]:

october like that was

[scott]:

h

[shaun]:

gear up month man you were like ready to roll like oh man

[scott]:

uh

[shaun]:

here comes the

[scott]:

h

[shaun]:

big three the big three holidays

[scott]:

h

[shaun]:

where

[chris_sherwin]:

yep

[shaun]:

halloween thanksgiving christmas and you were like oh yeah this

[scott]:

hm

[shaun]:

is that time of year you know things are changing and going whatever

[scott]:

right

[shaun]:

but you

[scott]:

candy

[shaun]:

know at least

[scott]:

and turkey and gifts

[shaun]:

yeahlright

[scott]:

like

[shaun]:

just

[scott]:

yes

[shaun]:

not stop it's just like it's an

[chris_sherwin]:

turkey

[shaun]:

orgy

[chris_sherwin]:

for a month

[shaun]:

of

[chris_sherwin]:

and

[shaun]:

just

[chris_sherwin]:

a half

[shaun]:

like american

[scott]:

right

[shaun]:

opulence whatever and it's like i think about halloween and

[scott]:

hm

[shaun]:

i think like people will always talk to cops like about

[scott]:

yeah

[shaun]:

the weirdest and scariest stuff that we saw so we feel like let's do a show on you know halloween

[scott]:

oh

[shaun]:

like what we know it's the three cops talk halloween

[scott]:

yeah

[shaun]:

special here's where we are so you know like

[scott]:

i

[shaun]:

um it's like it's it's you know strolled own memory lane with a lot of things that are going on halloween like you don't like

[chris_sherwin]:

m

[scott]:

like

[shaun]:

as a cop you don't stop appreciating

[scott]:

yeah

[shaun]:

halloween to go up because you know we play dress up every day we got to put

[scott]:

m

[shaun]:

on a different

[chris_sherwin]:

right

[shaun]:

uniform we wear different stuff that everybody else does and we're

[scott]:

m

[shaun]:

out in the streets every single day like that's

[chris_sherwin]:

shawn

[shaun]:

it

[chris_sherwin]:

wears

[shaun]:

g

[chris_sherwin]:

a journey nurse out at the sort of

[shaun]:

i

[chris_sherwin]:

work

[shaun]:

do

[scott]:

yeah

[chris_sherwin]:

which is

[shaun]:

like

[chris_sherwin]:

really

[shaun]:

everything

[chris_sherwin]:

weird

[shaun]:

is every time i'm the slaty cop on

[chris_sherwin]:

yeah

[shaun]:

every stop

[scott]:

sliycapyou

[shaun]:

i'm on like

[scott]:

are slidycaf

[shaun]:

i'm not really built for the slaty cop any more you

[scott]:

yeah

[shaun]:

know and i mean just not not good for me any more but i've figured you

[chris_sherwin]:

m

[shaun]:

know

[scott]:

oh

[shaun]:

hey this would be a great thing to talk to people about like

[scott]:

m

[shaun]:

what are some of the things as a cop

[chris_sherwin]:

m

[shaun]:

that are unique to you with the halloween and things along those lines and uh you know like people i said you'll know what was the scariest call

[chris_sherwin]:

m

[shaun]:

you ever because people sociate like halloween with

[scott]:

no

[shaun]:

fear you know

[chris_sherwin]:

oh

[shaun]:

halloween started out getting belive we talked a lot about

[scott]:

yeah

[shaun]:

viking history here and we talked a lot about polish history with the original le chris

[scott]:

hm

[shaun]:

but

[chris_sherwin]:

ah we do

[shaun]:

actually there's one thing to kill who i've descended from that they started halloween it was like it was a ceremony

[scott]:

yeah

[shaun]:

that they did at that time yea and they dressed up their bonfires and everything else but you

[scott]:

oh

[shaun]:

know of course being a celt and i'm being irish you also have

[scott]:

oh

[shaun]:

somewhat now in america catholic because you

[scott]:

h

[shaun]:

know all that stuff over there

[scott]:

m

[shaun]:

and that's why we came here and

[scott]:

well it's like

[shaun]:

ended

[scott]:

half saint patrick stay right like

[chris_sherwin]:

oh

[scott]:

isn't

[shaun]:

yeah

[scott]:

it

[shaun]:

it's

[scott]:

that

[shaun]:

like it's

[scott]:

it's

[shaun]:

kind

[scott]:

like

[shaun]:

of like that it was like it was definitely

[scott]:

you're like half way to saint patrick's

[shaun]:

like

[scott]:

thing

[chris_sherwin]:

right

[shaun]:

it's like it's a it's a very

[chris_sherwin]:

the death

[shaun]:

like

[chris_sherwin]:

saint patrick's

[shaun]:

druid

[scott]:

oh

[chris_sherwin]:

day whatever okay

[shaun]:

know very like

[scott]:

yeah

[shaun]:

paganisttic holiday

[scott]:

yeah

[shaun]:

that you

[scott]:

uh

[shaun]:

know the church

[scott]:

huh

[shaun]:

is like well we got to get in on this because it's the

[scott]:

oh

[shaun]:

only way were going to conquer these crazy they rung

[scott]:

yeah

[shaun]:

around without addresses and no under pants you know what i mean

[scott]:

yeah

[shaun]:

the

[chris_sherwin]:

yeah

[shaun]:

it's like you got to do something to get people under control

[scott]:

yeah

[shaun]:

like that

[chris_sherwin]:

yeah

[shaun]:

they live in bogs and you know it's like it's really weird and

[scott]:

yeah

[shaun]:

they're making rituals and stuff like that are really different so the church is like hey we

[scott]:

they're

[shaun]:

gotta get or

[scott]:

making

[shaun]:

arms around it so

[scott]:

rituals

[shaun]:

that's where

[chris_sherwin]:

yeah

[shaun]:

all saints day came in in adopted a lot

[scott]:

oh

[shaun]:

of the same things that that that holiday that i forget the

[scott]:

yeah

[shaun]:

name of it but it's clearly a celtic holliday that started and now halloween is more of itself it's bigger than christmas like you ride around as a cop look look at these decorations

[chris_sherwin]:

right

[shaun]:

people have for halloween

[scott]:

hm

[shaun]:

so much

[chris_sherwin]:

right

[shaun]:

so that it's pissing off their neighbors like for

[scott]:

yeah

[shaun]:

the halloween decorations that people are coming to

[scott]:

yeah

[shaun]:

see like the halloween

[chris_sherwin]:

some

[shaun]:

run

[chris_sherwin]:

cough

[shaun]:

around

[chris_sherwin]:

in

[shaun]:

were

[chris_sherwin]:

slamming

[shaun]:

a situation

[chris_sherwin]:

at

[shaun]:

you

[chris_sherwin]:

three

[shaun]:

guying

[chris_sherwin]:

o'clock

[shaun]:

out

[chris_sherwin]:

in

[shaun]:

on

[chris_sherwin]:

the morning

[scott]:

right

[shaun]:

somebody's he's like all these people are on to my neigbor

[scott]:

uh

[shaun]:

i'm gonna chase him away with a hatchet

[scott]:

h oh

[shaun]:

and i'm

[chris_sherwin]:

yeah

[shaun]:

like it's just halloween we don't want to live up to it but

[scott]:

oh

[shaun]:

halloween is definitely big it's it's something that we've always enjoyed and

[scott]:

yeah

[shaun]:

liked

[chris_sherwin]:

oh

[shaun]:

being

[chris_sherwin]:

yeah

[shaun]:

around because it's like

[scott]:

yah

[shaun]:

you know you can wear

[scott]:

yah

[shaun]:

a mask and generally when you're wearing a mask and you're dealing with this as a cop like the guy held up a liquor store with a mask on

[chris_sherwin]:

oh

[shaun]:

precovid that

[scott]:

hm

[shaun]:

was always an aggravating circumstance that guy was trying to conceal his identity where halloween you're

[chris_sherwin]:

right

[shaun]:

running round like is this

[scott]:

yeah

[shaun]:

real is this like is this

[chris_sherwin]:

i

[shaun]:

like

[chris_sherwin]:

just

[shaun]:

a

[chris_sherwin]:

got

[shaun]:

murder

[chris_sherwin]:

robbed by michael

[shaun]:

seat

[chris_sherwin]:

myers again what

[shaun]:

right exist you

[scott]:

again

[shaun]:

know the kind

[chris_sherwin]:

yeah

[shaun]:

of things like

[scott]:

tod

[shaun]:

and

[scott]:

was

[shaun]:

we

[scott]:

it hollow original michael myers or holoween three was it the new

[chris_sherwin]:

which one

[scott]:

michael

[chris_sherwin]:

wasn't

[shaun]:

well

[scott]:

minors

[shaun]:

i

[chris_sherwin]:

yeah

[shaun]:

think

[scott]:

which

[shaun]:

the wrap

[scott]:

like

[shaun]:

ended up now my sons my sons and talking about like scary

[chris_sherwin]:

ah

[shaun]:

stuff people getting the doing scary stuff have you guys

[scott]:

yeah

[shaun]:

started watching that thing on jeffrey damer on nefhli

[chris_sherwin]:

yeah

[scott]:

no

[chris_sherwin]:

dude

[scott]:

i have not don't

[chris_sherwin]:

you

[scott]:

say

[chris_sherwin]:

got to

[scott]:

anything

[chris_sherwin]:

watch

[scott]:

because

[chris_sherwin]:

it

[scott]:

i haven't

[chris_sherwin]:

no i'm not

[shaun]:

yeah

[chris_sherwin]:

but you

[scott]:

i'm

[chris_sherwin]:

got to watch

[scott]:

i know

[chris_sherwin]:

it

[shaun]:

it's super

[scott]:

just

[shaun]:

creepy you

[scott]:

the

[shaun]:

know it's

[scott]:

lip

[shaun]:

only appropriate

[scott]:

the

[shaun]:

that

[scott]:

review

[shaun]:

jeffrey

[scott]:

that

[shaun]:

damer's

[scott]:

i see look

[shaun]:

go ahead man jeffrey damer's

[scott]:

i was going to say just that the dames yeah

[shaun]:

yeah it's the guy that actor that's quicksilver he's doing a lot of the creepie roles out there and he's a good good actor

[scott]:

hm

[shaun]:

the guy that does it i don't

[chris_sherwin]:

yeah

[shaun]:

know his name is but

[scott]:

oh

[shaun]:

i'm like i don't know but you know

[scott]:

oh

[shaun]:

if we're like carrying were like should

[scott]:

m

[shaun]:

we watch this

[scott]:

hm

[shaun]:

we definitely t want the boys to

[scott]:

oh

[shaun]:

watch it the next day i meet tim my youngest guy the eleven year

[scott]:

my

[shaun]:

old gol he's like in a halloween michael myers all that stuff he loves this stuff like

[scott]:

yeah

[shaun]:

crazy

[scott]:

oh

[shaun]:

he goes you know dad i'm on episode well a damn

[chris_sherwin]:

oh

[shaun]:

i really want to know and i'm like

[scott]:

yeah

[shaun]:

she's so here's what he points out he goes do you know

[scott]:

yeah

[shaun]:

the guy that plays his dad is the same guy that plays the dad step brothers and tim goes that guy is not really a good dad

[chris_sherwin]:

yeah

[shaun]:

like that's the conclusion there's this

[scott]:

right

[shaun]:

there's this guy

[scott]:

oh

[shaun]:

confused about his sexuality is you know his mental this

[chris_sherwin]:

ye

[shaun]:

resident family all going out you figure out that this is the dad from both of us movies and

[chris_sherwin]:

oh

[shaun]:

that guy is not

[scott]:

right

[shaun]:

a god dad like the lack of reality reality i was like oh that's

[scott]:

yeah

[shaun]:

that's hilarious but

[scott]:

i'm going to the cheese cake factory like

[chris_sherwin]:

right

[scott]:

all right that's

[shaun]:

i'm crutch

[scott]:

the wrong movie wrong with

[chris_sherwin]:

i want yeah

[scott]:

very different

[shaun]:

but he's

[scott]:

movie

[shaun]:

from what i've seen of it it's really good

[scott]:

yeah

[shaun]:

it's really creepy it's really

[scott]:

yeah

[shaun]:

scary but that's kind of sufthanthat people talk about where are the scary

[scott]:

yeah

[shaun]:

things the cop se well the milwaukee coppers that had to deal with it that's a dose of

[scott]:

yeah

[shaun]:

reality

[chris_sherwin]:

m

[shaun]:

most people

[chris_sherwin]:

right

[shaun]:

have to go to horror films to see that kind of like stuff and every cop out there sees something scary like gore and things like that that are associated with most scary

[chris_sherwin]:

oh

[shaun]:

movies and film and the idea like car crash is you know you see it all as a cop so to me it was just like that that's scary stuff just kind of went away because you you quickly learned unfortunately as a police officer that the scariest thing in the world doesn't come from the super natural it comes from

[scott]:

m

[shaun]:

your fellow man i mean

[chris_sherwin]:

right

[scott]:

m

[shaun]:

that is the scariest

[scott]:

right

[shaun]:

thing about like and you at least i did i was quickly able to kind of separate what was scary

[scott]:

oh

[shaun]:

to what was p and that's what

[chris_sherwin]:

right

[shaun]:

most cops i think when you talk to a cop about what was the if you want to ask a cop good question don't ask him what was the scariest call everyone on because he's going a probably

[scott]:

yeah

[shaun]:

have to re live something that she that they don't want to relive ask them what was the cree

[scott]:

the

[shaun]:

best

[scott]:

most disturbing

[shaun]:

call

[scott]:

ye

[shaun]:

yeah

[scott]:

right

[shaun]:

it

[chris_sherwin]:

right

[shaun]:

was

[scott]:

right

[shaun]:

the most creepy

[chris_sherwin]:

yeah

[scott]:

yeah

[shaun]:

call that you went

[scott]:

m

[shaun]:

on i mean i don't know i guess i got

[scott]:

yeah

[shaun]:

a catalogue of them so i'm gonna start with asking you guys

[scott]:

oh

[shaun]:

your

[chris_sherwin]:

ah

[shaun]:

thoughts on that like what were some of the past calls you've been on or do you agree with me or disagree with me about that

[scott]:

oh

[chris_sherwin]:

go ahead there scott

[scott]:

um

[shaun]:

oh

[scott]:

well so i can't i can't

[chris_sherwin]:

oh

[scott]:

creepy one i can't think of right off the top my head but

[shaun]:

oh

[scott]:

i have one that and

[chris_sherwin]:

i

[scott]:

i'll

[shaun]:

hm

[scott]:

think of something here but

[shaun]:

yeah

[scott]:

i have one that is

[shaun]:

m

[scott]:

quasi kind of halloween

[shaun]:

m

[scott]:

related and

[shaun]:

oh

[scott]:

it wasn't this wasn't something that happened like on halloween but it was definitely like the

[shaun]:

what

[scott]:

fall type time so i can

[shaun]:

yeah

[scott]:

say that it was at least somewhere in that time frame but um

[shaun]:

m

[scott]:

i remember

[shaun]:

yeah

[scott]:

then this was when we were all newer and we were all working nights and

[chris_sherwin]:

m

[scott]:

where we worked

[chris_sherwin]:

oh

[scott]:

the there's an area

[shaun]:

yeah

[scott]:

that you know part of the town within our town that is

[shaun]:

yes

[scott]:

not

[chris_sherwin]:

yeah

[scott]:

incorporated

[shaun]:

a

[scott]:

by the city itself it's

[shaun]:

oh

[scott]:

it's policed by county sheriffs

[shaun]:

it's

[scott]:

kind

[shaun]:

county

[scott]:

of like

[shaun]:

jurisdiction

[scott]:

what chris

[shaun]:

right

[scott]:

is doing now count

[shaun]:

right

[scott]:

jurisdiction

[chris_sherwin]:

right

[shaun]:

right

[scott]:

and you guys know that we there would be times that we would go there to assist

[shaun]:

oh

[scott]:

those

[shaun]:

oh

[scott]:

shares deputies you know because

[chris_sherwin]:

yah

[shaun]:

yes

[scott]:

they were covering such

[shaun]:

oh

[scott]:

huge air as they were maybe ten fifteen twenty i mean depending on where they were at they were ways out on these things so you know

[shaun]:

yeah

[scott]:

how many times did

[chris_sherwin]:

m

[scott]:

we go to hey it was

[shaun]:

oh

[scott]:

uh they're on their way there and it's a domestic and they need it the officer you know something along these lines

[shaun]:

oh

[scott]:

but

[chris_sherwin]:

oh

[scott]:

the one that stands out for me was in

[shaun]:

m

[scott]:

in one of these unincorporated areas that was like attached to the area that i worked and it was for

[shaun]:

yeah

[scott]:

the man walking around the neighborhood swinging an ax people

[chris_sherwin]:

oh

[scott]:

and i'm like

[shaun]:

there

[scott]:

all

[shaun]:

you

[scott]:

right

[shaun]:

go it's

[scott]:

well

[shaun]:

county so it's different you know what i mean but

[scott]:

it's

[shaun]:

anyway

[chris_sherwin]:

right

[shaun]:

they can do their own burns

[scott]:

yeah

[shaun]:

there's

[chris_sherwin]:

issue

[shaun]:

no street

[chris_sherwin]:

to

[shaun]:

lights

[chris_sherwin]:

act

[scott]:

you can

[shaun]:

or

[scott]:

yeah you can

[shaun]:

sidewalks

[scott]:

you can swing

[shaun]:

no sidewalks

[scott]:

to axes and burn

[shaun]:

right

[scott]:

tires

[shaun]:

right right

[scott]:

but

[chris_sherwin]:

yeah

[shaun]:

right

[scott]:

yeah

[shaun]:

right right

[scott]:

and

[shaun]:

they

[scott]:

where

[shaun]:

got

[scott]:

a shoulder

[shaun]:

letters

[scott]:

holster

[shaun]:

they got letters actual address number your like wait there's a letter

[scott]:

right

[shaun]:

in there what

[scott]:

so

[chris_sherwin]:

yeah

[scott]:

i mean

[chris_sherwin]:

oh

[scott]:

you know

[shaun]:

yes

[scott]:

again you i'm going there it's that kind of that

[shaun]:

m

[scott]:

time of year it's late at night it's the whole like

[chris_sherwin]:

yeah

[shaun]:

oh

[scott]:

dark it had like all the makings of like the halloween you know like a

[shaun]:

m

[scott]:

movie

[chris_sherwin]:

m

[scott]:

type of thing like oh my god

[shaun]:

hm

[scott]:

what's the situation coming

[shaun]:

m

[scott]:

into except in the police

[chris_sherwin]:

m

[scott]:

and i'm not like some teenage kid that's going to get chopped

[chris_sherwin]:

ah

[scott]:

to pieces but the the i remember going into this neighbor hood and

[shaun]:

yes

[scott]:

now i'm like now i'm where this guy is supposed to be at

[chris_sherwin]:

right

[shaun]:

right

[scott]:

i'd figure

[shaun]:

right

[scott]:

like somebody is the

[chris_sherwin]:

ah

[scott]:

person that called are they going to come running out is somebody gonna like

[shaun]:

yeah

[scott]:

flash their porch lights or something and be like

[chris_sherwin]:

right

[scott]:

the guys right over here swinging the ax t

[chris_sherwin]:

ah

[scott]:

people you know

[shaun]:

right it yeahrightthat's

[scott]:

and

[shaun]:

that obvious

[scott]:

and i was like this thing was like bill this thing

[chris_sherwin]:

ah

[scott]:

was like

[shaun]:

oh

[scott]:

building up in my head like

[shaun]:

oh

[scott]:

i envisioned me coming on to this court

[shaun]:

m

[scott]:

with a guy just

[chris_sherwin]:

yeah

[scott]:

like a cartoon kind of thing just like running around swinging

[chris_sherwin]:

yeah

[scott]:

an

[shaun]:

right

[scott]:

ax of people

[shaun]:

right

[scott]:

and i'm like

[shaun]:

right

[scott]:

holy shit this is i'm going to have to do something serious here so

[shaun]:

m

[scott]:

i'm there for

[chris_sherwin]:

m

[scott]:

i don't find

[shaun]:

m

[scott]:

the guy but it was definitely i was

[shaun]:

thank

[scott]:

definitely amped up and again you're also out of your

[shaun]:

okay

[scott]:

element because it's not a normal area that you work

[chris_sherwin]:

right

[scott]:

so it's

[shaun]:

right

[scott]:

like the

[shaun]:

right

[scott]:

normal part of the town that you patrol so you don't

[shaun]:

right

[scott]:

know the addresses you don't necessarily

[shaun]:

oh

[scott]:

know the streets you know everything that well

[shaun]:

what really

[scott]:

so

[shaun]:

sucked

[scott]:

you got

[shaun]:

about

[scott]:

that

[shaun]:

it though

[scott]:

to deal

[shaun]:

was

[scott]:

with

[shaun]:

that

[scott]:

but anyway

[shaun]:

that section of cut that section

[scott]:

oh

[shaun]:

of county actually referred to itself as hadley ville

[chris_sherwin]:

yeah

[shaun]:

halloway you're like i'm gonna hadley ville oh my god this is going to happen

[scott]:

oh my god this

[shaun]:

he

[scott]:

is

[shaun]:

doesn't

[scott]:

totally

[shaun]:

die

[scott]:

going to happen

[shaun]:

i shot him in ahead

[scott]:

oh

[shaun]:

he

[chris_sherwin]:

yeah

[shaun]:

looks like captain kirk

[chris_sherwin]:

uh

[shaun]:

i really fail caftan card

[scott]:

so

[chris_sherwin]:

m

[scott]:

i'm here you know i'm looking around for this guy for probably it will probably wasn't more than a few minutes and then the

[shaun]:

oh

[scott]:

county guys get on scene and

[shaun]:

oh

[scott]:

you know they were like whatever

[shaun]:

m

[scott]:

you know

[shaun]:

they

[chris_sherwin]:

right

[shaun]:

had like

[scott]:

they're like they're like

[shaun]:

he had overalls

[scott]:

they're like

[shaun]:

on you know

[scott]:

like did you see him you know

[chris_sherwin]:

oh

[shaun]:

oh

[scott]:

and like the guy you know got like a cigaret in his mouth did you see him

[shaun]:

is

[scott]:

like

[shaun]:

anybody dead

[scott]:

no

[chris_sherwin]:

m

[scott]:

so you know i shoot the ship with these guys for a few minutes and we all go our separate ways and i remember

[shaun]:

oh

[scott]:

like laughing about that after and like

[shaun]:

yeah

[scott]:

coming home and telling that story and everything again

[shaun]:

oh

[scott]:

it was kind of in that season of of you know the fall

[chris_sherwin]:

right

[scott]:

october is time and i'm like man

[shaun]:

oh

[scott]:

i literally like

[chris_sherwin]:

yeah

[scott]:

drove into something

[shaun]:

yeah

[scott]:

from a sucking horror movie

[shaun]:

yeah

[scott]:

like

[chris_sherwin]:

right

[scott]:

last night like it was goin to be crazy like

[chris_sherwin]:

right

[scott]:

bit

[shaun]:

oh

[scott]:

it turns out

[chris_sherwin]:

yeah

[scott]:

it's not an accent a chain saw

[chris_sherwin]:

yeah

[scott]:

he's running at

[shaun]:

it's

[scott]:

me with

[shaun]:

okay

[scott]:

a hand

[shaun]:

it's

[scott]:

saw

[shaun]:

ok yeah there was and like you drove past him because he had the chain so i didn't have it actually like that's

[scott]:

right

[shaun]:

not

[scott]:

like

[shaun]:

my guy

[scott]:

sir have you seen yeah

[shaun]:

get the

[scott]:

he's like he

[chris_sherwin]:

yeah

[scott]:

he's just revenue like

[chris_sherwin]:

yeah

[scott]:

sir if you seen the guy and it's covered

[shaun]:

right

[scott]:

in blood

[chris_sherwin]:

with an

[shaun]:

it's

[chris_sherwin]:

ax

[shaun]:

like as

[scott]:

have

[shaun]:

i

[scott]:

you

[shaun]:

got from

[scott]:

seen

[shaun]:

leather

[scott]:

a guy with

[shaun]:

face

[scott]:

the ax

[shaun]:

it's

[chris_sherwin]:

it's

[shaun]:

leather

[chris_sherwin]:

at

[shaun]:

face

[chris_sherwin]:

you

[shaun]:

from

[chris_sherwin]:

because you

[shaun]:

ye

[chris_sherwin]:

have a chain saw

[scott]:

so

[shaun]:

texas

[chris_sherwin]:

work with

[shaun]:

jane

[chris_sherwin]:

a guy at the

[scott]:

that

[chris_sherwin]:

act

[shaun]:

right right

[scott]:

i was a little that was that was definitely one

[shaun]:

yeah

[scott]:

and i think maybe because it was that time of year and around then that i like got me a little more freaked out as much

[chris_sherwin]:

m

[shaun]:

m

[scott]:

it's funny now but i was

[chris_sherwin]:

my

[scott]:

i

[shaun]:

yes

[scott]:

was definitely a little

[shaun]:

yeah

[scott]:

itelyefinitely a little amped up when i went into

[chris_sherwin]:

yeah

[shaun]:

oh

[scott]:

that one so

[chris_sherwin]:

i'm sure

[scott]:

that's

[chris_sherwin]:

i'm

[scott]:

but

[chris_sherwin]:

sure

[scott]:

it's it's pretty

[shaun]:

oh

[scott]:

pretty stupid and funny now but

[chris_sherwin]:

so so mine

[shaun]:

oh

[chris_sherwin]:

one of mine i mean we can go on and on

[scott]:

ah

[chris_sherwin]:

about creepy one of the

[scott]:

m

[chris_sherwin]:

creepiest ones we have we get a call

[shaun]:

m

[scott]:

yeah

[chris_sherwin]:

of suicide

[shaun]:

ye

[chris_sherwin]:

a suicidal subject

[shaun]:

my

[chris_sherwin]:

okay

[scott]:

oh

[chris_sherwin]:

so i start going

[shaun]:

a

[chris_sherwin]:

and it's a big

[scott]:

oh

[chris_sherwin]:

field okay

[shaun]:

ye

[chris_sherwin]:

big field and i don't remember

[scott]:

yeah

[chris_sherwin]:

if it was in town or on

[shaun]:

well

[chris_sherwin]:

incorporated or whatever

[scott]:

oh

[chris_sherwin]:

big field

[scott]:

m

[chris_sherwin]:

i'm the first one i

[shaun]:

i

[chris_sherwin]:

seen there's

[scott]:

m

[chris_sherwin]:

no lights

[shaun]:

m

[chris_sherwin]:

no nothing so i'm waiting for i'm waiting

[shaun]:

yeah

[scott]:

yes

[chris_sherwin]:

for

[scott]:

oh

[shaun]:

yes

[chris_sherwin]:

county and our guys to show

[shaun]:

m

[chris_sherwin]:

up

[shaun]:

yes

[chris_sherwin]:

and it was so busy the ended up being three of us

[shaun]:

yes

[chris_sherwin]:

and a commander

[scott]:

hm oh

[chris_sherwin]:

commander

[shaun]:

hm

[chris_sherwin]:

starts getting air support all this other

[shaun]:

oh

[chris_sherwin]:

stuff you know he's like

[scott]:

ah

[chris_sherwin]:

okay so

[scott]:

oh

[chris_sherwin]:

there's three of us so we have to go start looking for this person

[shaun]:

oh

[scott]:

oh

[chris_sherwin]:

and it was one of those nights it's just it's got

[shaun]:

m

[chris_sherwin]:

there's dew on the grass you hear

[scott]:

all

[shaun]:

m

[scott]:

right

[chris_sherwin]:

you

[shaun]:

yeah

[chris_sherwin]:

hear the crickets

[shaun]:

yeah the fog

[chris_sherwin]:

the

[shaun]:

setting

[chris_sherwin]:

sky is

[shaun]:

yeah

[chris_sherwin]:

cloudy but you could see the frogs setting in

[shaun]:

yeah right

[chris_sherwin]:

but could

[scott]:

oh

[chris_sherwin]:

see the moon

[shaun]:

yeah

[chris_sherwin]:

and like okay so

[shaun]:

oh

[chris_sherwin]:

we got

[scott]:

yeah

[chris_sherwin]:

the person's car in the lot and we're

[shaun]:

yeah

[chris_sherwin]:

walking and we're walking and you got to be quiet because they allegedly had a gun and you don't know like this guy is

[scott]:

oh

[chris_sherwin]:

going to pop up or whatever so

[scott]:

right

[chris_sherwin]:

we start this you

[shaun]:

yeah

[chris_sherwin]:

know we start the whole line but there's three of us

[shaun]:

m

[chris_sherwin]:

so we're like twenty yards

[scott]:

oh

[chris_sherwin]:

and you and then you got to be so quiet and

[scott]:

oh

[chris_sherwin]:

all you hear is you hear you

[shaun]:

m

[chris_sherwin]:

hear the chirping or the crickets and

[shaun]:

yeah

[chris_sherwin]:

you hear you hear the

[scott]:

right

[chris_sherwin]:

grass

[shaun]:

oh

[chris_sherwin]:

and then

[scott]:

yeah

[chris_sherwin]:

you get about fifty feet in all here is

[shaun]:

yeah

[scott]:

yeah

[chris_sherwin]:

holy crap

[shaun]:

yeah

[chris_sherwin]:

long story

[scott]:

oh

[chris_sherwin]:

short we finally ended up finding this person

[scott]:

h

[chris_sherwin]:

with their last quarters from the phone with the g p s they were

[scott]:

yeah

[chris_sherwin]:

literally

[shaun]:

oh

[chris_sherwin]:

like ten feet

[shaun]:

yeah

[chris_sherwin]:

i'm sorry about

[scott]:

ye

[chris_sherwin]:

ten yards between

[shaun]:

yeah

[chris_sherwin]:

me

[scott]:

oh

[chris_sherwin]:

and the guy on my left and it was like their last breath they must have just shot themselves before

[scott]:

oh

[chris_sherwin]:

they

[scott]:

my god

[chris_sherwin]:

before we got there

[shaun]:

oh

[chris_sherwin]:

and it was like the death role on

[shaun]:

yeah that

[chris_sherwin]:

that

[scott]:

yeah

[shaun]:

sin

[chris_sherwin]:

that last

[scott]:

yeah

[chris_sherwin]:

breath was like the loudest sound you have ever

[scott]:

yeah

[chris_sherwin]:

heard because you're like

[shaun]:

right

[scott]:

yeah

[shaun]:

right

[chris_sherwin]:

this mofolisgoinna

[shaun]:

oh my god

[chris_sherwin]:

jump up an i'm goin to go

[shaun]:

right

[chris_sherwin]:

crazy and

[shaun]:

right

[scott]:

yeah

[shaun]:

right

[chris_sherwin]:

and the first thing

[shaun]:

oh

[chris_sherwin]:

is okay i didn't myself so okay good

[scott]:

oh

[shaun]:

yeah

[chris_sherwin]:

all

[shaun]:

we're

[chris_sherwin]:

right

[shaun]:

good

[chris_sherwin]:

and

[shaun]:

we're

[chris_sherwin]:

he's

[shaun]:

good

[chris_sherwin]:

just that

[shaun]:

thank you for

[scott]:

oh

[shaun]:

poles drives quickly

[scott]:

yeah

[shaun]:

kind

[chris_sherwin]:

right

[shaun]:

of stuff

[chris_sherwin]:

so that

[shaun]:

on

[chris_sherwin]:

was

[shaun]:

real

[chris_sherwin]:

it it was like that whole fall halloween like the week

[shaun]:

oh

[chris_sherwin]:

before halloween just super creep

[scott]:

oh

[chris_sherwin]:

and then

[shaun]:

oh

[chris_sherwin]:

like you're like this should be being filmed right now because they make movies out of this

[scott]:

oh

[shaun]:

yeah

[chris_sherwin]:

i

[shaun]:

in mine was one where we had

[scott]:

yeh yeah

[shaun]:

these transient houses near the train station and

[chris_sherwin]:

oh yeah yeah

[scott]:

oh

[shaun]:

we used to get

[chris_sherwin]:

yeah

[shaun]:

cold

[scott]:

yes

[shaun]:

up there

[scott]:

yes

[shaun]:

all the time and it was

[scott]:

right

[shaun]:

like literally

[chris_sherwin]:

right

[scott]:

a flop

[shaun]:

like

[scott]:

house flap

[chris_sherwin]:

yeah

[scott]:

house

[shaun]:

yea like the guy would recruit

[scott]:

hm

[shaun]:

people

[scott]:

oh

[shaun]:

to come he was dutch so his name was you know you know who i'm talking about recruit guys down at the department corrections

[scott]:

yeah

[shaun]:

that comes to in these places there's people of various states people

[scott]:

a

[shaun]:

like mental health related issues you know

[scott]:

yeah

[shaun]:

crime you

[chris_sherwin]:

oh

[shaun]:

know people that were down there like it was always a

[scott]:

problems

[shaun]:

weird weird place

[scott]:

yeah

[shaun]:

a lot of mental health related issues

[scott]:

oh

[shaun]:

and there were places

[chris_sherwin]:

yeah

[shaun]:

guys staying

[scott]:

m

[shaun]:

so you always were going over there

[scott]:

m yeah

[shaun]:

for some sort of a problem or whatever but the way that the guy he was not

[chris_sherwin]:

m

[shaun]:

obviously this guy was not committed to excellence in with his tenants there was no lie

[scott]:

no

[shaun]:

agreements and things like

[scott]:

gold

[shaun]:

that i was

[scott]:

enforcement

[shaun]:

just like a you pay whatever you

[chris_sherwin]:

right

[shaun]:

have right no code enforcement so you

[chris_sherwin]:

right

[shaun]:

could easily like you get in to search and there's two guys you're going to a standard call it's not like and these houses

[scott]:

oh

[shaun]:

like three stories are monstrous like victorian old houses

[scott]:

oh

[shaun]:

that have been converted that were in family members and stuff like that

[scott]:

yeah

[shaun]:

so we got in their manthis

[chris_sherwin]:

yeah

[shaun]:

guy guy really good d worked in that beat all the time

[scott]:

oh

[shaun]:

he probably doesn't even remember this because i really didn't tell anybody

[chris_sherwin]:

oh

[shaun]:

about it

[scott]:

i

[shaun]:

because

[chris_sherwin]:

yeah

[shaun]:

you know we get in there

[chris_sherwin]:

m

[shaun]:

and they're like yeah and there a guy meets you and he's just like eager like he's

[chris_sherwin]:

oh

[shaun]:

my friend and he's

[chris_sherwin]:

oh

[shaun]:

in the room and think he's dead and you're like well we got to check this because there's some

[scott]:

why

[shaun]:

other ship

[scott]:

you're

[shaun]:

going

[scott]:

holding

[chris_sherwin]:

yeah

[scott]:

a torch

[shaun]:

and the

[scott]:

right

[shaun]:

two of you i think

[chris_sherwin]:

oh

[scott]:

oh

[shaun]:

and and we get separated for some reason i don't know why

[scott]:

ah

[shaun]:

me and i've got separated but i went with the dude

[scott]:

yeah

[shaun]:

and i looked in there and this was an older dude

[scott]:

oh

[shaun]:

and two things he had saved

[scott]:

yeah

[shaun]:

his fess his his urine and

[scott]:

here

[shaun]:

his

[scott]:

we go

[shaun]:

bottled it and the

[chris_sherwin]:

oh

[shaun]:

po so as the

[chris_sherwin]:

oh

[shaun]:

think so there was like something like that you get through that threshold because i see the guy

[scott]:

yeah

[shaun]:

lin in his bed and he's like really pale and old and dcrepitand like

[scott]:

yeah

[chris_sherwin]:

yeah

[shaun]:

in these places where not up the code they smelled funny there was a censorly

[chris_sherwin]:

oh

[shaun]:

overload

[scott]:

ye

[shaun]:

oh my god and the guys lane i look at him he's got like hey

[scott]:

yeah

[shaun]:

buddy you're good i don't

[scott]:

it

[shaun]:

want to come in the

[chris_sherwin]:

m

[shaun]:

because

[chris_sherwin]:

yeah

[shaun]:

it's like nasty and everything else you good

[scott]:

yeah

[shaun]:

your good and i'm in a flash

[scott]:

oh

[shaun]:

light in there and no lights in there because he probably shot out

[chris_sherwin]:

okay

[shaun]:

there some i don't know it's all dark

[chris_sherwin]:

yeah

[shaun]:

there

[scott]:

right

[shaun]:

and i'm like chris i'm thinkin this cat's dad so he's not responding

[scott]:

no

[shaun]:

to us at all and then the guy once gongtherelike no no man you can't go in its kind of crime scene whatever obviously there's nothing else

[scott]:

oh

[shaun]:

in there that we could check you can kind of it all other than the other side of the bed and that's you know from the wall you can see the stacked like jugs of

[chris_sherwin]:

oh

[shaun]:

piss and everything else i'm like there's

[scott]:

yeah

[shaun]:

really

[chris_sherwin]:

h

[shaun]:

nothing over there we need to go see

[chris_sherwin]:

h

[shaun]:

anyway so i'm goin to

[chris_sherwin]:

yeah

[shaun]:

wait whatever so while we're waiting

[scott]:

yeah

[shaun]:

there i'm like yeah you like you know t is guys you get to a call and you're like make this mental

[scott]:

oh

[shaun]:

like all right that's just the thing i'm looking at it's not a live person

[scott]:

m

[shaun]:

it's like i have

[chris_sherwin]:

right

[shaun]:

to move

[chris_sherwin]:

right

[shaun]:

on it's

[chris_sherwin]:

right

[shaun]:

another

[scott]:

right

[shaun]:

it's an

[scott]:

right

[shaun]:

object of evidence or something like that

[chris_sherwin]:

my

[shaun]:

no no it's in to sound callous so but you have to start separating yourself from these things whatever

[chris_sherwin]:

ah

[scott]:

oh

[shaun]:

and i'm talking to the dude and he's like it's

[scott]:

yeah

[chris_sherwin]:

yeah

[shaun]:

really sad

[chris_sherwin]:

yeah

[shaun]:

like

[scott]:

yeah

[shaun]:

and i'm like this where

[scott]:

yeah

[shaun]:

am

[chris_sherwin]:

i

[shaun]:

i like

[chris_sherwin]:

yeah

[shaun]:

and then i'm looking at him and i'm looking

[scott]:

oh

[shaun]:

at the dude and i take you know there's nothing the room i don't want to see more i don't want to see more boo and i've seen plenty of

[chris_sherwin]:

yeah

[shaun]:

dead guys at that point

[chris_sherwin]:

yeah

[shaun]:

so while i'm talking to the guy out of the corner of my eye i pick up like like you know like you like when you're in total

[chris_sherwin]:

oh

[shaun]:

fear mode lie pick up like

[chris_sherwin]:

yeah

[shaun]:

like something is about to spring on your back like

[scott]:

yes

[shaun]:

like like a cougar or like i see the guys sit up in the bed

[chris_sherwin]:

yea

[shaun]:

like

[scott]:

yeah

[shaun]:

like i like he's a zombi on a ship like

[scott]:

uh

[shaun]:

what is this what the hell am i in the middle of an i remember

[chris_sherwin]:

yes

[shaun]:

thing myself

[scott]:

yeah

[shaun]:

jesus like i was never more disappointed to see a guy

[chris_sherwin]:

oh

[scott]:

like

[shaun]:

alive

[scott]:

you just had a pretty

[shaun]:

you

[scott]:

hard

[chris_sherwin]:

yeah

[shaun]:

know

[scott]:

attack right

[shaun]:

i mean crarlikethat was real god have as like i

[chris_sherwin]:

yeah

[shaun]:

survived all this

[chris_sherwin]:

yeah

[shaun]:

ship in the military i got this far in the career and then this like sitsomhe's like alive

[scott]:

right

[shaun]:

and he's like he looked

[chris_sherwin]:

and now

[shaun]:

like

[chris_sherwin]:

you're

[shaun]:

serious

[chris_sherwin]:

the crime scene

[shaun]:

right like

[scott]:

right

[shaun]:

he's like

[chris_sherwin]:

yeah

[shaun]:

i'm not knocking

[scott]:

so

[shaun]:

the

[scott]:

i

[shaun]:

poor

[scott]:

need

[shaun]:

guy

[scott]:

to borrow one of your charged opinion

[shaun]:

right

[chris_sherwin]:

yeah

[scott]:

like please

[shaun]:

sir you thin they'll notice that this is my piss in here and now

[scott]:

this

[shaun]:

and not

[scott]:

is

[shaun]:

his

[chris_sherwin]:

yeah

[shaun]:

that

[scott]:

i'll leave it

[shaun]:

that ship

[chris_sherwin]:

m

[shaun]:

smell was here when we got here you know why is it still so strong out

[scott]:

oh

[shaun]:

here yeah i know it totally gets in the fibers you know i mean you can't

[chris_sherwin]:

yeah

[shaun]:

get it

[scott]:

uh

[shaun]:

out i got like a bath i get no

[scott]:

uh oh

[shaun]:

but that

[chris_sherwin]:

yeah

[shaun]:

was like

[scott]:

yeah

[shaun]:

that was like that's the

[scott]:

yeah

[shaun]:

creepy

[chris_sherwin]:

m

[shaun]:

stuff you see it's not like like i said it's like sick

[scott]:

oh

[shaun]:

because you're like i was so disappointed that that guy was alive and he scared

[scott]:

oh

[shaun]:

the crap out of me you know mean he's

[scott]:

yeah

[shaun]:

alive

[chris_sherwin]:

yeah

[shaun]:

i mean it's good that's

[scott]:

oh

[shaun]:

our society is our

[chris_sherwin]:

ah

[shaun]:

culture is like we value life but that that was a moment

[chris_sherwin]:

right

[shaun]:

that and even eager was like

[scott]:

oh

[shaun]:

frightened by

[scott]:

ye

[shaun]:

my god

[chris_sherwin]:

oh

[shaun]:

you know he was like yeah

[scott]:

even

[shaun]:

we're like hugging each other

[scott]:

even

[shaun]:

when the other

[scott]:

egor

[shaun]:

guys come

[chris_sherwin]:

ye

[shaun]:

like some of this scoop to or something

[chris_sherwin]:

an that abby normal abby

[scott]:

yeah

[chris_sherwin]:

normal

[shaun]:

yeah right right right right right

[scott]:

you

[chris_sherwin]:

oh

[scott]:

guys

[chris_sherwin]:

my

[scott]:

are running

[chris_sherwin]:

god

[scott]:

across the hall through those doors like the

[shaun]:

yeah

[scott]:

scoobydou thing you said like he's chasing you

[chris_sherwin]:

just

[scott]:

chasing

[chris_sherwin]:

like

[scott]:

you back

[chris_sherwin]:

feet

[scott]:

the other

[chris_sherwin]:

or

[scott]:

way

[chris_sherwin]:

like this

[scott]:

yeah like

[chris_sherwin]:

take

[shaun]:

the skidding feet and everything else

[scott]:

yeah

[shaun]:

that was like oh my god but you know

[scott]:

yeah

[shaun]:

and again it's it's humor

[chris_sherwin]:

uh

[shaun]:

that gets you through those moments because like everybody else would be like

[chris_sherwin]:

right

[shaun]:

you know we worked with a guy one time that you know he was relatively

[scott]:

it's

[shaun]:

new

[scott]:

horrible

[shaun]:

he came in

[scott]:

right

[shaun]:

he made it he made it through training and everything like that and like his like second day and the

[chris_sherwin]:

yeah

[shaun]:

job he just came and turned all this stuff in and

[scott]:

i

[shaun]:

the artist like why did you quit and you just went you

[scott]:

yeah

[shaun]:

made it through field training which is like way harder

[chris_sherwin]:

right

[shaun]:

than anything else in our

[scott]:

m

[shaun]:

profession you survive that entire process because well i didn't expect to see dead

[scott]:

but

[shaun]:

people and we were like

[chris_sherwin]:

m

[shaun]:

what

[chris_sherwin]:

all right

[scott]:

yeah

[shaun]:

what bro short

[scott]:

yah

[chris_sherwin]:

m

[shaun]:

did you read

[chris_sherwin]:

m

[shaun]:

what

[scott]:

yeah

[shaun]:

you

[chris_sherwin]:

right

[shaun]:

see dead people like

[scott]:

oh

[shaun]:

right out of the box so you just

[scott]:

what

[shaun]:

get used to

[scott]:

yeah

[shaun]:

the scary aspect though you you could die doing what you're

[chris_sherwin]:

right

[shaun]:

doing yeah you of course you just i'm not trying to say like we're super heroes or anything like that but

[scott]:

yeah

[shaun]:

like it's the creepy that really freaks you out as opposed to

[chris_sherwin]:

right

[shaun]:

the scary like the idea of like well i gotta gonna fihtwththe kay i got to gonafitwit on a winri'mgonna lose but other guys are gonna show up and if this is the way i go this way i go it's kind of like a battle thing but like it's the creepy that

[scott]:

my

[shaun]:

you're standing in the middle of like when you're standing where there like

[scott]:

yeah

[chris_sherwin]:

yeah

[shaun]:

scott said and you hear chris said and you hear that the noise

[scott]:

oh

[shaun]:

a body makes like

[chris_sherwin]:

right

[shaun]:

decompose ing bodies continue

[scott]:

yeah

[shaun]:

to

[chris_sherwin]:

oh

[shaun]:

make weird and horrific

[chris_sherwin]:

yeah

[shaun]:

sounds

[scott]:

yeah

[chris_sherwin]:

yeah

[shaun]:

and adjust and

[scott]:

it is

[shaun]:

move

[scott]:

not like

[shaun]:

yeah

[scott]:

yeah it's not like seeing grandma at the funeral home in the

[shaun]:

right

[scott]:

casket

[shaun]:

right

[scott]:

it

[chris_sherwin]:

right

[scott]:

is

[shaun]:

right

[scott]:

the most

[shaun]:

like

[scott]:

so

[chris_sherwin]:

right

[scott]:

that that actually

[shaun]:

oh

[chris_sherwin]:

oh

[scott]:

triggered me to think

[shaun]:

oh

[scott]:

of what was one of the things creepiest things i saw really freaked me out and it was when we were brand new

[shaun]:

oh

[scott]:

still in training with my primary

[shaun]:

oh

[scott]:

f to i had never sen

[shaun]:

oh

[scott]:

i have never seen someone

[chris_sherwin]:

yeah

[scott]:

who had died that had been like been somewhere for an extended period of time like

[chris_sherwin]:

right

[shaun]:

yeah

[scott]:

and

[shaun]:

right

[scott]:

this was the

[shaun]:

decomposition

[scott]:

this was the

[shaun]:

yeah right

[chris_sherwin]:

yeah

[scott]:

the like hot house middle of the summer a

[shaun]:

oh

[scott]:

c s

[chris_sherwin]:

ah

[scott]:

turned off um

[shaun]:

yeah

[scott]:

and

[chris_sherwin]:

m

[scott]:

so like

[chris_sherwin]:

oh

[scott]:

you know

[shaun]:

yah

[scott]:

i mean you're there to do a job like you said

[shaun]:

oh

[scott]:

john it's like you

[chris_sherwin]:

right

[scott]:

got to separate yourself from what

[shaun]:

yeah

[scott]:

you're doing but it doesn't you're still a person you're still

[shaun]:

yah

[scott]:

taking in all these things around you like holy

[shaun]:

ah

[scott]:

ship what is going on here you know

[shaun]:

oh

[scott]:

and

[chris_sherwin]:

oh

[scott]:

and so

[shaun]:

yes

[scott]:

and this is you know at this

[shaun]:

yes

[scott]:

point

[shaun]:

my

[scott]:

we literally have been working like in this job for five weeks or something o know

[shaun]:

oh

[scott]:

so

[chris_sherwin]:

oh

[scott]:

we go into this house and remember

[chris_sherwin]:

oh

[shaun]:

oh

[scott]:

f to she's like okay this is this

[shaun]:

all

[scott]:

is

[shaun]:

right

[scott]:

going to probably be bad you know

[shaun]:

hm

[scott]:

and i'm looking at her expression

[shaun]:

my

[scott]:

and her tone and

[shaun]:

right

[scott]:

she had a very good personality and

[shaun]:

yeah

[scott]:

she's telling

[shaun]:

she

[scott]:

me

[shaun]:

was great

[scott]:

something like very seriously like

[shaun]:

yeah

[scott]:

okay this is going to be awful

[chris_sherwin]:

m

[scott]:

and i'm

[chris_sherwin]:

right

[shaun]:

yeah

[scott]:

like okay but

[chris_sherwin]:

oh

[scott]:

it was like the longest

[chris_sherwin]:

yeah

[scott]:

it was like slow motion like

[shaun]:

oh

[chris_sherwin]:

right

[scott]:

walking into this house and walking up the stairs and this

[shaun]:

yeah

[chris_sherwin]:

oh

[scott]:

it was a sad it was a sad thing this guy was a raging alcoholic had no family

[shaun]:

yeah

[scott]:

you know it was bad it was it was terrible

[chris_sherwin]:

m

[scott]:

but

[shaun]:

oh

[scott]:

that like walking

[shaun]:

oh

[scott]:

up the stairs and then the smell like when

[chris_sherwin]:

oh

[scott]:

you started to smell the smell

[shaun]:

yeah

[scott]:

and i'm like holy

[chris_sherwin]:

oh

[scott]:

ship i can't

[shaun]:

a

[scott]:

even see this guy yet i don't even know where he's at and

[chris_sherwin]:

right

[shaun]:

right

[scott]:

like and and

[shaun]:

m

[scott]:

this is bad so speed things up go up into his bedroom

[chris_sherwin]:

oh

[shaun]:

m

[scott]:

liquor bottles everywhere um

[shaun]:

m

[scott]:

and this guy poor guy had been there deceased for

[shaun]:

yeah

[scott]:

several days

[chris_sherwin]:

right

[scott]:

and

[shaun]:

m

[scott]:

i and he was

[chris_sherwin]:

oh

[scott]:

laying like

[shaun]:

oh

[scott]:

either on his side or face down or something like that so you're like whatever i mean you see him and you see all the rigor mortis and all that stuff and you're kind of like okay

[shaun]:

oh

[scott]:

but oh my god they turned him over and i saw like

[shaun]:

m

[scott]:

his face and

[chris_sherwin]:

right

[scott]:

his head and his head

[shaun]:

yeah

[scott]:

was swollen

[chris_sherwin]:

yeah

[scott]:

probably double

[chris_sherwin]:

my

[scott]:

the side i mean it was like

[shaun]:

okay

[scott]:

i probably

[shaun]:

m

[scott]:

they were probably laughing at me i probably jumped back a step when he

[chris_sherwin]:

sure

[scott]:

when they rolled him over you know what i mean like

[shaun]:

right

[chris_sherwin]:

right

[shaun]:

right yeah

[scott]:

and

[chris_sherwin]:

oh

[scott]:

it was like

[chris_sherwin]:

yah

[scott]:

they always would tell you you know

[shaun]:

yeah

[scott]:

in the academy and when you're new and everything like there's going to be

[chris_sherwin]:

a

[scott]:

certain things tht you're going to see in your career and like things that you never get out of your head

[chris_sherwin]:

oh

[scott]:

that was one of them and

[chris_sherwin]:

eh

[scott]:

it was even like

[shaun]:

oh

[scott]:

grew some like a car accident or somebody being

[chris_sherwin]:

yeah

[scott]:

shot or something you know

[chris_sherwin]:

oh

[scott]:

like that

[shaun]:

hm

[scott]:

but oh my god

[chris_sherwin]:

yeah

[scott]:

it was like the most

[chris_sherwin]:

m oh

[scott]:

i just never seen

[shaun]:

okay

[scott]:

anything like that and and i probably was standing there also like with my mouth open

[shaun]:

a

[scott]:

until

[chris_sherwin]:

m

[scott]:

and it wasn't even like

[shaun]:

okay

[scott]:

we just went there to the call so

[shaun]:

yes

[chris_sherwin]:

right

[scott]:

she literally just took me so i could see it

[chris_sherwin]:

see it right

[scott]:

and then we left and i remember like

[shaun]:

oh

[scott]:

tsin me when we were walking out because i probably was just like

[chris_sherwin]:

uh

[shaun]:

m

[scott]:

just like a ghost

[chris_sherwin]:

h

[scott]:

and like

[shaun]:

yeah

[scott]:

walking

[chris_sherwin]:

ah

[shaun]:

right

[scott]:

out like

[shaun]:

m

[scott]:

okay

[chris_sherwin]:

oh

[scott]:

well now we've gotten that

[shaun]:

m

[scott]:

you know now we've gotten that out of the way and

[chris_sherwin]:

right

[scott]:

you're

[shaun]:

we're

[scott]:

on

[shaun]:

yeahightight

[scott]:

the next

[chris_sherwin]:

right

[scott]:

thing

[chris_sherwin]:

and you

[scott]:

and

[chris_sherwin]:

haven't

[scott]:

i just

[chris_sherwin]:

quite

[scott]:

like

[chris_sherwin]:

right

[scott]:

right and i just remember that initial

[shaun]:

oh

[scott]:

seeing that as like oh my god

[shaun]:

m

[scott]:

i've never seen anything like this in my life and it

[chris_sherwin]:

right

[scott]:

was it was it was it was different for sure

[chris_sherwin]:

well you guys on i got one more three guys on the call at me with the with the dog with the dead

[scott]:

oh

[chris_sherwin]:

body

[scott]:

m

[chris_sherwin]:

so it's about fall it was fall

[scott]:

m

[chris_sherwin]:

and you know

[shaun]:

yes

[scott]:

yeah

[chris_sherwin]:

people know it was a canine handler

[shaun]:

oh

[scott]:

oh

[chris_sherwin]:

fall reader on halloween

[shaun]:

yeah

[chris_sherwin]:

we had a call well being check

[scott]:

oh

[chris_sherwin]:

walk up to the

[shaun]:

oh

[chris_sherwin]:

building it's just a crisp night you know

[shaun]:

yeah

[chris_sherwin]:

o dark thirty you know

[scott]:

yeah

[chris_sherwin]:

got to do on the ground

[shaun]:

yeah

[chris_sherwin]:

the whole bit and we're walking up to this

[shaun]:

oh

[chris_sherwin]:

house and as soon as you walk to the house you could

[scott]:

oh

[chris_sherwin]:

smell it just

[shaun]:

my

[chris_sherwin]:

a breeze in the air you know

[shaun]:

it's

[chris_sherwin]:

somebody

[shaun]:

a smell

[chris_sherwin]:

in that house

[shaun]:

that

[chris_sherwin]:

is

[shaun]:

is

[chris_sherwin]:

yeah

[shaun]:

like no other it really is like

[chris_sherwin]:

no

[scott]:

hm

[shaun]:

trash

[chris_sherwin]:

yeah

[shaun]:

and rotting food

[scott]:

m

[shaun]:

we

[chris_sherwin]:

yep

[shaun]:

are just a bag of meat and as soon as we stop exchanging

[scott]:

oh

[shaun]:

oxygen and pumping blood we turn into like the worst chap

[chris_sherwin]:

mush

[shaun]:

in the world it's awful

[scott]:

god

[chris_sherwin]:

and you smell that smell and the first thing your head you go god

[shaun]:

do

[chris_sherwin]:

damn it

[scott]:

yeah

[shaun]:

right

[chris_sherwin]:

anyway

[scott]:

oh

[shaun]:

right normally

[chris_sherwin]:

so

[shaun]:

this man who flies would tell me i'm going into hell

[chris_sherwin]:

right

[shaun]:

literally

[chris_sherwin]:

right

[shaun]:

going into hell

[chris_sherwin]:

so we get to the door we call out

[shaun]:

yes

[chris_sherwin]:

and you

[scott]:

yeah

[chris_sherwin]:

hear a dog running around like

[shaun]:

yeah

[chris_sherwin]:

okay

[scott]:

oh

[chris_sherwin]:

so

[shaun]:

oh i know where the cisco

[chris_sherwin]:

we call the dog

[scott]:

oh god

[chris_sherwin]:

so we're gonna open the door we're calling in and we're not going to go in because i don't know

[shaun]:

ah

[chris_sherwin]:

is it a pit ball is it you know what

[scott]:

oh

[chris_sherwin]:

is it a friendly is it not so finally the dog

[scott]:

oh

[chris_sherwin]:

comes out and he's friendly ogan

[scott]:

oh

[shaun]:

ah

[chris_sherwin]:

of a sudden the dog gets sick

[shaun]:

m oh

[chris_sherwin]:

i just flashed

[scott]:

m

[chris_sherwin]:

my light down and i looked down on like that's brain matter

[shaun]:

oh

[scott]:

oh

[chris_sherwin]:

dog threw up

[shaun]:

yeah

[chris_sherwin]:

brain matter and you're like

[shaun]:

yeah

[chris_sherwin]:

god

[shaun]:

right

[chris_sherwin]:

so now you have all this anxiety going in you're like you know you're

[scott]:

oh

[shaun]:

oh

[chris_sherwin]:

on you have i like what is left of

[scott]:

now

[chris_sherwin]:

this

[scott]:

the dogs

[chris_sherwin]:

dead

[scott]:

a

[chris_sherwin]:

person

[scott]:

zombi

[shaun]:

m

[chris_sherwin]:

so

[shaun]:

oh my god

[chris_sherwin]:

you walk in long

[scott]:

yeah

[chris_sherwin]:

story short the dye was dead for some point and the dog just ate the one side of his face

[scott]:

oh

[shaun]:

yeah

[chris_sherwin]:

so

[shaun]:

you know that they say

[chris_sherwin]:

yeah

[shaun]:

that dog's man's

[scott]:

happy

[shaun]:

best friend

[scott]:

hey happy how are we

[shaun]:

yeah

[chris_sherwin]:

yeah right right

[shaun]:

you adopt

[chris_sherwin]:

ah

[shaun]:

a pat you know and i mean kind of a

[chris_sherwin]:

yeah

[shaun]:

thing you know

[scott]:

adapted

[shaun]:

realize it's

[scott]:

oh

[shaun]:

like people like to why do you like cats and i said

[scott]:

yeah

[shaun]:

well one i'm a celt and you don't trust animals that sleep on babies chests and suck their

[scott]:

yeah

[shaun]:

souls out

[scott]:

oh

[shaun]:

i mean

[chris_sherwin]:

yeah

[shaun]:

as you know i think and then the second thing was i want a call at chris's point i would

[scott]:

ah

[shaun]:

all at one time where people

[scott]:

m

[shaun]:

are like oh yeah she had a lot of cats you know

[scott]:

oh

[shaun]:

old spinster lady left in there and

[scott]:

oh

[shaun]:

you know you don't forget this stuff this

[chris_sherwin]:

all right

[shaun]:

is the creepy stuff you're not getting shot at the

[scott]:

m

[shaun]:

cat doesn't have a freaking like a full long gone is waiting to blast me

[scott]:

oh

[shaun]:

as i come through the door but the cat in plain english fucked me up more than anybody

[chris_sherwin]:

yeah

[shaun]:

that ever shot

[scott]:

oh

[shaun]:

him because i was like that was

[chris_sherwin]:

oh

[shaun]:

this old lady fed you for years took you in off the street in your response to her athens to

[scott]:

yeah

[shaun]:

eat her face

[chris_sherwin]:

yeah

[shaun]:

like

[scott]:

yeah

[shaun]:

that's what the conti the fire cickupchicked us out look

[chris_sherwin]:

oh

[shaun]:

like

[scott]:

you've

[shaun]:

what

[scott]:

checked us

[shaun]:

they're like

[scott]:

out

[shaun]:

i'm like what is

[chris_sherwin]:

yeah

[shaun]:

that where there's like sores they're like no the cat

[scott]:

yeah

[shaun]:

at her face i was like

[chris_sherwin]:

m

[shaun]:

we are never getting

[scott]:

yeah

[shaun]:

a cat again you

[scott]:

right

[shaun]:

look at cats and the cats look at you in there like

[scott]:

oh

[shaun]:

that's why cats look ase you're like you know what i'm going to do

[chris_sherwin]:

oh

[shaun]:

i

[scott]:

and

[shaun]:

mean

[chris_sherwin]:

yeah

[shaun]:

you

[scott]:

i like

[shaun]:

know

[scott]:

that

[shaun]:

what i'm goin you

[scott]:

i

[shaun]:

go

[scott]:

like

[shaun]:

down

[scott]:

that the

[shaun]:

right

[scott]:

the firemen

[shaun]:

and cats

[scott]:

were so

[shaun]:

won't

[scott]:

nachalot

[shaun]:

even wait

[scott]:

like

[shaun]:

yeah

[scott]:

in your face

[chris_sherwin]:

o

[shaun]:

check

[scott]:

god

[shaun]:

it out like

[scott]:

what did you think

[shaun]:

dogs

[scott]:

it was

[shaun]:

they

[chris_sherwin]:

wit

[shaun]:

say dogs will be loyal dogs will lie

[chris_sherwin]:

yeah

[shaun]:

by you they're like oh my god

[scott]:

oh

[shaun]:

they start to figure it out that oh my god dogs are way smarter

[scott]:

m

[shaun]:

much more social but cats are like oh you were sleeping i didn't understand that's why i was biting

[scott]:

right

[shaun]:

your face you're

[scott]:

your

[shaun]:

like

[chris_sherwin]:

we

[scott]:

food

[chris_sherwin]:

just

[shaun]:

hey

[chris_sherwin]:

had

[shaun]:

just

[chris_sherwin]:

a

[shaun]:

because

[chris_sherwin]:

call

[shaun]:

sound

[chris_sherwin]:

we

[shaun]:

sleeper doesn't mean you fighting

[chris_sherwin]:

we just

[shaun]:

my

[chris_sherwin]:

had

[shaun]:

damp

[chris_sherwin]:

a call

[shaun]:

face

[chris_sherwin]:

we had a call a week go with a cat

[scott]:

yeah

[chris_sherwin]:

it's the first time that guy had to apply a turn i

[shaun]:

ah

[chris_sherwin]:

cat on the

[scott]:

and

[chris_sherwin]:

thing from the cat because he had

[scott]:

yeah

[chris_sherwin]:

some type

[shaun]:

m

[chris_sherwin]:

of

[shaun]:

yeah

[chris_sherwin]:

blood

[scott]:

yeah

[chris_sherwin]:

disorder and

[scott]:

oh

[chris_sherwin]:

the cat scratched him and

[shaun]:

right

[chris_sherwin]:

us a turnickid

[shaun]:

a

[chris_sherwin]:

we heard under radio were flying

[scott]:

we can

[chris_sherwin]:

a turnickand

[scott]:

tap

[chris_sherwin]:

i'm

[scott]:

a

[chris_sherwin]:

like

[scott]:

maple

[chris_sherwin]:

it's a

[scott]:

tree

[chris_sherwin]:

cat

[shaun]:

it

[scott]:

like we

[chris_sherwin]:

at

[shaun]:

right

[scott]:

thorpe

[chris_sherwin]:

all what

[shaun]:

right

[chris_sherwin]:

is got a cruwer in there

[shaun]:

right well tat's when the celts used to have

[chris_sherwin]:

yeah

[shaun]:

bonfires and they throw

[chris_sherwin]:

jesus

[shaun]:

cats in them because they knew what the cats are given again if you're a cat lover we don't mean to ostracize you about this but cats

[scott]:

yeah

[shaun]:

that seriously there

[scott]:

cats are

[shaun]:

there

[scott]:

scary

[shaun]:

associated with halloween black cats and a that stuff for a reason because they live by a different

[scott]:

m

[shaun]:

set of rules like i mean obviously were

[scott]:

hm

[shaun]:

wolves

[chris_sherwin]:

on

[shaun]:

and things like that you know

[scott]:

yeah

[shaun]:

yeah they're like you cannot as much

[scott]:

oh

[shaun]:

as you try to think a cat's team because you put little funny alphets on him but cats like yeah wait halloween comes

[scott]:

kill

[shaun]:

around

[scott]:

you

[shaun]:

i'm gonna make you live

[chris_sherwin]:

yeah

[shaun]:

by it like

[scott]:

they'll

[shaun]:

they will

[scott]:

eat

[shaun]:

literally

[scott]:

you

[shaun]:

and they'll eat you and then just because they take

[chris_sherwin]:

oh

[shaun]:

small bites doesn't mean they're still not biting

[scott]:

oh

[shaun]:

you you know

[chris_sherwin]:

yeah

[shaun]:

what i mean but

[scott]:

poison

[chris_sherwin]:

yeah

[shaun]:

it was

[scott]:

control

[shaun]:

it was like

[chris_sherwin]:

m

[shaun]:

you know halloween

[chris_sherwin]:

that's why they're

[shaun]:

undo

[chris_sherwin]:

skinny

[shaun]:

itself is

[chris_sherwin]:

i'm gonna

[shaun]:

a fun

[chris_sherwin]:

save

[shaun]:

time

[chris_sherwin]:

her this

[shaun]:

for

[chris_sherwin]:

one

[shaun]:

a lot of people but

[scott]:

oh

[shaun]:

some of

[chris_sherwin]:

oh

[shaun]:

the best parties have ever been to

[scott]:

yeah

[shaun]:

our halloween part is with cops

[scott]:

oh

[shaun]:

like

[scott]:

for

[shaun]:

because

[scott]:

sure

[chris_sherwin]:

oh

[shaun]:

as much as

[scott]:

for

[shaun]:

like

[scott]:

sure

[chris_sherwin]:

for

[shaun]:

cops like you

[chris_sherwin]:

sure

[shaun]:

keep things bottled up and like people at a distant or whatever like you throw a halloween party

[scott]:

yeah

[shaun]:

you invite cops you're going to get some of the best costumes you know that you could ever see and things

[scott]:

oh

[shaun]:

that are going on and we've talked about that in the past

[scott]:

yeah

[shaun]:

we had a

[chris_sherwin]:

eh

[shaun]:

we started

[scott]:

oh

[shaun]:

out with christopher columbus an i famous italian

[scott]:

yeah

[shaun]:

our famous italian friend used to throw these crazy

[chris_sherwin]:

oh

[shaun]:

halloween parties every year

[scott]:

ye

[shaun]:

and when we were

[scott]:

cool

[shaun]:

younger they started out with the sex girls coming in with all the sex costumes that was really kind of cool and who was going to be this or that you know here was like

[scott]:

uh

[shaun]:

something to look at when i was single obviously when i was single i didn't care about you know

[scott]:

sure right

[chris_sherwin]:

yeah

[shaun]:

i don't look at other women anymore now because that's all dead to me

[scott]:

yeah

[chris_sherwin]:

yeah

[shaun]:

i'm dead

[scott]:

oh

[shaun]:

because of that i'm the living dead like a mazama because i'm married

[chris_sherwin]:

yeah

[shaun]:

but he would throw these parties and like we would all check out to us

[scott]:

oh

[shaun]:

other

[chris_sherwin]:

m

[shaun]:

every year when i first gone i'm like

[scott]:

yeah

[shaun]:

i'm not dressed up i'm older than these guys and whatever

[chris_sherwin]:

right

[shaun]:

and then

[scott]:

it's

[shaun]:

i realized

[scott]:

just too

[shaun]:

a

[scott]:

much

[shaun]:

yeah

[scott]:

yeah

[shaun]:

and then i was with the king

[scott]:

m

[shaun]:

the people they know they know their king

[chris_sherwin]:

right

[shaun]:

as scott was like the guy like i'm nailing it

[scott]:

oh

[shaun]:

and chris you got a great

[scott]:

yeah

[shaun]:

story about that that we were

[chris_sherwin]:

oh

[shaun]:

all in on the first you were on duty

[scott]:

yeah

[shaun]:

i just came to the costume party

[scott]:

yeah

[shaun]:

and you

[scott]:

yeah

[shaun]:

sweater

[chris_sherwin]:

so

[shaun]:

i think

[chris_sherwin]:

i'm probably on the

[scott]:

a

[chris_sherwin]:

road

[scott]:

sweater

[shaun]:

yeah

[chris_sherwin]:

i'm probably on the road what

[scott]:

it was very

[chris_sherwin]:

maybe

[scott]:

early it was first

[chris_sherwin]:

maybe two or three months

[shaun]:

yeah

[chris_sherwin]:

and i'm

[shaun]:

yeah

[chris_sherwin]:

working i'm working in

[scott]:

oh

[chris_sherwin]:

the in the it's gonna be the northern at northern

[shaun]:

m

[chris_sherwin]:

west

[scott]:

yeah

[chris_sherwin]:

western sector

[scott]:

oh

[chris_sherwin]:

and get a call of a noise complaint didn't even put two and two together

[scott]:

a

[chris_sherwin]:

till i rolled down

[scott]:

yeah

[chris_sherwin]:

the street i'm like

[scott]:

oh

[chris_sherwin]:

son of

[scott]:

go

[shaun]:

oh

[chris_sherwin]:

so i got to go to this call i'm like okay

[shaun]:

m

[chris_sherwin]:

so it's a noise complaint and

[shaun]:

oh

[chris_sherwin]:

it's obviously it's the cops halloween party

[scott]:

yeah

[shaun]:

ye

[chris_sherwin]:

so i don't know if they knew where

[scott]:

yeah

[chris_sherwin]:

i was coming or what so

[shaun]:

yeah

[chris_sherwin]:

i get there and ring the door bell and i'm like this is this is just i be i don't know how this could end my career

[shaun]:

yheyreright

[chris_sherwin]:

i don't know yet so

[shaun]:

right

[chris_sherwin]:

the

[scott]:

no

[chris_sherwin]:

door

[shaun]:

and i just started

[chris_sherwin]:

the door is open by somebody dresses a hooters girl

[shaun]:

yeah

[scott]:

oh

[shaun]:

it's

[chris_sherwin]:

in

[shaun]:

very

[chris_sherwin]:

a very tight

[shaun]:

right

[chris_sherwin]:

top on

[scott]:

yeah

[chris_sherwin]:

a long

[shaun]:

yeah

[chris_sherwin]:

wig on and i said oh

[scott]:

yeah

[chris_sherwin]:

you're like the caps

[scott]:

he

[chris_sherwin]:

are here

[shaun]:

oh my

[chris_sherwin]:

it's not a part

[shaun]:

all

[chris_sherwin]:

of the cop

[shaun]:

like

[scott]:

oh

[shaun]:

that

[chris_sherwin]:

show up

[shaun]:

right

[scott]:

oh

[shaun]:

we're

[chris_sherwin]:

so i

[shaun]:

for

[chris_sherwin]:

precede

[shaun]:

apples

[chris_sherwin]:

i appreceed to go ahead and everybody is just it's

[shaun]:

okay

[chris_sherwin]:

it's a cop party it's it's

[scott]:

m

[shaun]:

yeah

[chris_sherwin]:

full blown it's music dance and the

[shaun]:

ye

[chris_sherwin]:

the

[scott]:

oh

[chris_sherwin]:

whole bit so

[shaun]:

oh

[chris_sherwin]:

everybody

[scott]:

oh

[chris_sherwin]:

s there and

[scott]:

m

[chris_sherwin]:

everybody dressed up and everybody thinks it's a great

[shaun]:

yes

[chris_sherwin]:

idea to go out and

[scott]:

oh

[chris_sherwin]:

take pictures in my

[shaun]:

oh

[chris_sherwin]:

in my squad car while i'm working now the door open they're jumping in everybody's snapping pictures

[shaun]:

oh

[chris_sherwin]:

you know the

[scott]:

ah

[chris_sherwin]:

hooters girls laying across the

[scott]:

oh

[chris_sherwin]:

hood

[shaun]:

the

[chris_sherwin]:

like

[shaun]:

hood

[chris_sherwin]:

she's

[shaun]:

it's

[chris_sherwin]:

laying

[shaun]:

great

[chris_sherwin]:

across

[shaun]:

it's

[chris_sherwin]:

a

[shaun]:

like

[chris_sherwin]:

piano

[shaun]:

it's like yeah

[scott]:

yeah

[shaun]:

miss october

[chris_sherwin]:

oh

[shaun]:

miss hooters

[chris_sherwin]:

and then

[shaun]:

october

[chris_sherwin]:

i think there's one where i'm grabbing where i'm grabbing the boobs and like what am i doing

[scott]:

yeah

[shaun]:

rey

[chris_sherwin]:

mean

[scott]:

well and luckily yeah and this was no i phones back then so you know it was like

[chris_sherwin]:

right

[scott]:

disposable cameras

[shaun]:

yeah

[scott]:

it was like

[shaun]:

right

[chris_sherwin]:

right

[shaun]:

right

[scott]:

like rolling the thing across taking the picture

[shaun]:

were like we were trying to get

[chris_sherwin]:

i was

[shaun]:

things

[chris_sherwin]:

the

[shaun]:

on

[chris_sherwin]:

flash

[shaun]:

body cam

[chris_sherwin]:

as the

[shaun]:

way

[chris_sherwin]:

flood

[shaun]:

before

[chris_sherwin]:

ash

[scott]:

the

[shaun]:

i was

[scott]:

flash

[shaun]:

like

[scott]:

a

[shaun]:

yeah you ever

[scott]:

hold on

[shaun]:

used the

[scott]:

the flash

[shaun]:

like anybody whatever

[scott]:

yeah

[shaun]:

but

[scott]:

i

[chris_sherwin]:

uh

[scott]:

put a lot

[chris_sherwin]:

uh

[scott]:

of work into that well

[shaun]:

well

[chris_sherwin]:

you did

[shaun]:

we weren't going to disclose

[chris_sherwin]:

your makeup

[shaun]:

that the hooters

[chris_sherwin]:

was

[shaun]:

girl

[chris_sherwin]:

impeccable

[scott]:

yeah

[shaun]:

was you

[chris_sherwin]:

by the way

[shaun]:

scott but it was like

[scott]:

well well i'm proud of that like

[chris_sherwin]:

oh

[shaun]:

yeah

[scott]:

that was like

[shaun]:

right

[scott]:

the so some of those pictures surfaced again recently obviously

[shaun]:

yes they're

[scott]:

and

[shaun]:

gonna surface on this video

[scott]:

now now now now i'm too point where

[shaun]:

yeah

[scott]:

like the kids you know they're they're

[shaun]:

right

[scott]:

mocking

[shaun]:

right

[scott]:

me but

[shaun]:

oh

[scott]:

you know luckily lovely christine was able to help me with putting that together

[chris_sherwin]:

m

[scott]:

and

[shaun]:

oh

[scott]:

getting

[chris_sherwin]:

yeah

[scott]:

the right side is brazier

[chris_sherwin]:

oh

[scott]:

um as well as like

[chris_sherwin]:

i

[shaun]:

yes

[chris_sherwin]:

line you were wearing pantyhos bro

[shaun]:

oh

[scott]:

oh yeah

[chris_sherwin]:

yeah

[scott]:

yeah it was it was all in and the

[shaun]:

ah

[scott]:

the

[chris_sherwin]:

yeah

[shaun]:

ah yeah

[scott]:

she actually went to like

[shaun]:

yeah

[scott]:

like michael's or somethin now like one of those like the

[shaun]:

m

[scott]:

craft

[chris_sherwin]:

m

[scott]:

stores

[chris_sherwin]:

right

[scott]:

and she had

[shaun]:

hm

[scott]:

to buy all the the batting

[shaun]:

yeah

[scott]:

stuff

[chris_sherwin]:

oh

[scott]:

to put so she cut the

[shaun]:

oh

[scott]:

open and pack it

[chris_sherwin]:

yeah

[scott]:

for i'm like make those things huge

[chris_sherwin]:

oh

[shaun]:

yeah right

[scott]:

like

[shaun]:

i'm a hooters

[scott]:

so

[shaun]:

girl right

[scott]:

i'm older to go like

[shaun]:

yeah

[chris_sherwin]:

h

[scott]:

i got to represent

[chris_sherwin]:

yeah

[shaun]:

right right

[scott]:

and she's like you're like weirdly

[chris_sherwin]:

m

[scott]:

like too much

[shaun]:

into

[scott]:

into

[shaun]:

this

[scott]:

this or

[shaun]:

yeah

[scott]:

some you know

[shaun]:

right

[scott]:

like

[shaun]:

right

[scott]:

is

[shaun]:

but

[scott]:

going

[shaun]:

she you know she's

[scott]:

and

[shaun]:

an enabler so she helped you

[chris_sherwin]:

right right

[scott]:

right right so like and then the

[shaun]:

yeah

[scott]:

wig like it was the

[shaun]:

yeah

[scott]:

perfect wig and then

[shaun]:

oh

[scott]:

you know the makeup thing even to the makeup like yes

[shaun]:

yeah

[chris_sherwin]:

good

[scott]:

yes

[chris_sherwin]:

you did

[scott]:

i wore

[chris_sherwin]:

good

[scott]:

makeup yeah i did wore

[shaun]:

right

[scott]:

man

[shaun]:

it was good

[chris_sherwin]:

well

[scott]:

and the yeah so it was

[shaun]:

was good

[scott]:

it

[shaun]:

it

[scott]:

was

[shaun]:

was

[scott]:

classic

[shaun]:

always

[scott]:

and it's

[chris_sherwin]:

oh

[scott]:

that costume has actually

[shaun]:

yes

[scott]:

been recycled

[shaun]:

mhm

[scott]:

i still i think i still have it it's

[chris_sherwin]:

oh

[scott]:

won't be coming out again for me but

[chris_sherwin]:

right

[scott]:

i'm sure my son are one else will

[shaun]:

yeah

[scott]:

end up with it but it's been it's been out there it was it was a it was a fan favorite but

[shaun]:

we would

[scott]:

shann

[chris_sherwin]:

ye

[shaun]:

yeah

[scott]:

was no slouch

[shaun]:

yeah

[chris_sherwin]:

no

[scott]:

and i'm no slouch

[shaun]:

one

[chris_sherwin]:

we

[shaun]:

of

[chris_sherwin]:

got

[shaun]:

them one of them that i did i'll tell this story one of them i did was if you're live in the upper midwest you're familiar with a

[chris_sherwin]:

yeah

[shaun]:

hardware store called minards

[scott]:

hm

[shaun]:

and they had a pitch man that were he you know it's almost harry carry ask

[scott]:

m

[shaun]:

the way he acted

[scott]:

right

[shaun]:

like

[scott]:

yeah

[shaun]:

it's benares and he was like always like

[scott]:

yeah

[shaun]:

telling you about like how you got garage door opener

[scott]:

yeah

[shaun]:

or you know like you know

[scott]:

yeah

[chris_sherwin]:

m

[shaun]:

you

[scott]:

it's

[shaun]:

know

[scott]:

a rebate

[shaun]:

the

[scott]:

there's a

[shaun]:

weed

[scott]:

rebate

[shaun]:

killer

[chris_sherwin]:

yeah

[scott]:

this week

[shaun]:

like you you know you

[scott]:

oh

[shaun]:

a brown bag or whatever so i'm like oh there you go that's the guy that's that's

[scott]:

that's the

[shaun]:

you

[scott]:

guy

[shaun]:

go as you go as like and i totally did it up i put the wig on got the glasses like the guy wore the blue sweater that he

[scott]:

oh

[shaun]:

had actually from the internet found like a thing that i could print like

[scott]:

oh

[shaun]:

employ name tag and i put on their minards guy

[chris_sherwin]:

oh

[shaun]:

people people thought i was ill done when they first got to the

[chris_sherwin]:

oh

[scott]:

tell

[shaun]:

the talk

[scott]:

me

[shaun]:

shows they're like are you still down on like look

[scott]:

yeah

[shaun]:

at the name ta oh my god

[scott]:

yeah

[chris_sherwin]:

oh

[shaun]:

that's a great gas

[scott]:

oh menard's gay yeah

[shaun]:

so

[chris_sherwin]:

m

[shaun]:

we you know you drink at halloween's party and carry always

[scott]:

oh

[shaun]:

went as cary every year my wife cary didn't go as cary the the person she just went as herself she's like

[scott]:

right

[shaun]:

think this is so dumb or she'd get

[chris_sherwin]:

yeah

[shaun]:

like half into it like

[chris_sherwin]:

the

[shaun]:

you

[chris_sherwin]:

same

[shaun]:

know

[chris_sherwin]:

way

[shaun]:

she just

[chris_sherwin]:

i didn't dress

[shaun]:

she was

[chris_sherwin]:

the

[shaun]:

like i

[chris_sherwin]:

points

[shaun]:

can't

[scott]:

oh

[shaun]:

do it like you guys do you and scott are crazy i can't be like that but i'm like

[scott]:

yeah

[shaun]:

you're just whatever

[scott]:

oh

[shaun]:

opposite a tract i guess so

[chris_sherwin]:

yeah

[shaun]:

i am trying to convince her she's trying driving me

[chris_sherwin]:

oh

[shaun]:

home i'm like there's manage

[scott]:

yeah

[shaun]:

there there's

[chris_sherwin]:

oh

[shaun]:

manage

[scott]:

yeah

[shaun]:

there

[scott]:

let's start

[shaun]:

you

[scott]:

let's

[shaun]:

can

[scott]:

stop

[shaun]:

stop i

[scott]:

yeah

[shaun]:

was going to go to the parking

[chris_sherwin]:

yah

[shaun]:

lot and run

[chris_sherwin]:

h

[shaun]:

around and collect everybody's shopping card from

[chris_sherwin]:

oh

[shaun]:

them for denton you know it's that's how like

[chris_sherwin]:

yeah

[shaun]:

like you know i was

[scott]:

yeah

[shaun]:

i was young i

[chris_sherwin]:

you

[shaun]:

was

[chris_sherwin]:

were into

[shaun]:

but i was

[chris_sherwin]:

it

[shaun]:

like

[chris_sherwin]:

bro

[shaun]:

it's gonna do like

[scott]:

yeah

[shaun]:

run around until like they ask actually ask me to leave and i gonna see if like minard promotes this like its

[scott]:

right

[chris_sherwin]:

oh

[shaun]:

and i was going to

[scott]:

you're

[shaun]:

rather

[scott]:

on you're

[shaun]:

but

[scott]:

on their security cameras

[chris_sherwin]:

oh

[scott]:

in the

[shaun]:

right

[scott]:

park they're like what

[chris_sherwin]:

oh

[scott]:

happened

[shaun]:

yeah yelling to people you're gonna lose your discount

[scott]:

m

[shaun]:

if you don't put that in the card coral

[chris_sherwin]:

oh

[shaun]:

it's minars

[scott]:

oh

[shaun]:

like that kind of stuff you know and she's like we're not doing that we're going

[scott]:

oh

[shaun]:

home we have

[chris_sherwin]:

going

[shaun]:

children

[chris_sherwin]:

home

[shaun]:

and i'm like

[scott]:

oh

[shaun]:

the

[chris_sherwin]:

locking

[shaun]:

and

[chris_sherwin]:

the

[shaun]:

everything

[chris_sherwin]:

door

[shaun]:

they

[scott]:

right

[shaun]:

ruin everything

[scott]:

right

[chris_sherwin]:

oh

[shaun]:

obviously but

[chris_sherwin]:

god

[shaun]:

that was those were

[scott]:

yep

[shaun]:

always fun and and our guy you know he grew up to and he couldn't have him any more but you know

[scott]:

oh

[shaun]:

that would be and i'd come back for i think i'd come back to the

[scott]:

yeah i had

[shaun]:

land of lincoln

[scott]:

there

[shaun]:

for

[scott]:

was

[shaun]:

that one

[scott]:

like there was a lot of good

[chris_sherwin]:

yeah

[scott]:

costumes that i had

[shaun]:

oh

[chris_sherwin]:

m

[scott]:

one year i had the band uniform that i bought off of e b it was like a high was from some

[chris_sherwin]:

yeah

[scott]:

high school

[shaun]:

yeah

[scott]:

band and like

[shaun]:

remember

[scott]:

passed

[shaun]:

that

[scott]:

california

[shaun]:

right

[scott]:

or something and

[chris_sherwin]:

right

[shaun]:

right

[scott]:

it was like this

[shaun]:

right

[scott]:

i mean it was a

[shaun]:

oh

[scott]:

very like actually a very nice

[shaun]:

yeah

[scott]:

like full on

[chris_sherwin]:

oh

[shaun]:

yeah

[scott]:

band uniform

[shaun]:

yeah

[scott]:

it was hot as hell because it was like all wool or poles or whatever

[shaun]:

yeah

[chris_sherwin]:

right

[scott]:

those things

[shaun]:

right

[scott]:

are and the hat with the

[shaun]:

oh

[scott]:

plume on

[chris_sherwin]:

oh

[scott]:

it the whole nine yards like i wore that thing

[shaun]:

yeah

[scott]:

man i probably sweated off

[shaun]:

yes

[scott]:

two beers every one beer

[chris_sherwin]:

oh

[scott]:

that i had you know that

[shaun]:

right

[scott]:

night

[shaun]:

right

[chris_sherwin]:

ah

[shaun]:

right

[chris_sherwin]:

oh

[scott]:

and

[shaun]:

right

[scott]:

and

[shaun]:

that's

[scott]:

and

[shaun]:

how you beat that do i

[scott]:

right

[shaun]:

that night as you were like your

[chris_sherwin]:

oh

[shaun]:

your

[scott]:

well

[chris_sherwin]:

yah

[scott]:

i went and they tried to put me through the field test but i was marching

[chris_sherwin]:

oh

[scott]:

like through the field test they're like

[shaun]:

stop

[scott]:

no

[shaun]:

sir

[scott]:

no

[shaun]:

don't

[chris_sherwin]:

ah

[shaun]:

start until

[scott]:

sir no

[shaun]:

i give you the count

[scott]:

right

[shaun]:

off yeah

[scott]:

yeah yeah i'm stepping to the side and i've got those white shoes on and stuff

[shaun]:

right

[scott]:

the things that go

[chris_sherwin]:

h

[scott]:

tap your shoes

[chris_sherwin]:

you're drumming

[scott]:

but remember

[chris_sherwin]:

the rock you're drumming the rock you're marching

[scott]:

and the worst

[chris_sherwin]:

ah

[scott]:

part of that is

[shaun]:

oh

[scott]:

our friend's house was an older house in the in the northwest suburbs of the

[chris_sherwin]:

yeah

[scott]:

city

[shaun]:

one of

[scott]:

and

[shaun]:

them one of the most

[scott]:

and

[shaun]:

famous

[scott]:

and and and trying to kept hitting that damp plume on all the doorways

[chris_sherwin]:

yeah

[scott]:

all

[shaun]:

yeah

[scott]:

night and i think

[shaun]:

right

[scott]:

the thing was like oh

[shaun]:

right

[scott]:

bent crooked

[chris_sherwin]:

oh

[scott]:

and messed up by

[shaun]:

right

[scott]:

the end of the night but

[shaun]:

yeah

[scott]:

but

[chris_sherwin]:

uh

[scott]:

i think

[shaun]:

my

[scott]:

one of the

[chris_sherwin]:

h

[scott]:

ones that i got the most mileage out of that i actually wore like a neighborhood halloween party as well was the hot dog costume

[shaun]:

oh yeah

[scott]:

and that one that

[chris_sherwin]:

oh

[scott]:

one would be

[shaun]:

we talked about

[scott]:

one

[shaun]:

that

[scott]:

to put

[shaun]:

on

[scott]:

a

[shaun]:

a

[scott]:

picture

[shaun]:

previous

[scott]:

of

[shaun]:

show yeah

[scott]:

yeah

[chris_sherwin]:

yeah

[scott]:

the

[chris_sherwin]:

yes

[scott]:

hot

[shaun]:

you had

[scott]:

dog

[shaun]:

a lot

[scott]:

costume

[shaun]:

of guys that

[scott]:

with

[shaun]:

were

[scott]:

a

[shaun]:

just

[scott]:

little

[shaun]:

like

[scott]:

with a little top hat on it

[shaun]:

yeah

[scott]:

and

[shaun]:

it's

[scott]:

it

[chris_sherwin]:

ah

[shaun]:

like

[scott]:

was like

[shaun]:

that scene from christmas story when the dad gets the christmas light to the leg and

[chris_sherwin]:

yeah

[scott]:

right

[shaun]:

ralph's rubbing it like we'd be at the party some guy to be standing just rubbing

[scott]:

yeah

[shaun]:

scott's hot dog

[chris_sherwin]:

yeah

[shaun]:

thing and

[scott]:

yeah

[shaun]:

i'd be like

[scott]:

yeah

[shaun]:

to you got some issues if

[scott]:

right

[shaun]:

you don't deal with you're

[scott]:

and

[shaun]:

gonna

[scott]:

then

[shaun]:

be jeffrey dummer if you don't go deal with this

[chris_sherwin]:

oh

[scott]:

and i think i told this before

[shaun]:

yeah

[scott]:

but it was like by the end of the night it turned into like lord of flies it's like everybody

[shaun]:

yeah

[scott]:

see how much they can punch me in

[chris_sherwin]:

yeah

[scott]:

this thing

[shaun]:

oh

[scott]:

or run me into a wall like

[shaun]:

you were like that tubby

[scott]:

this

[chris_sherwin]:

yeah

[scott]:

isn't

[shaun]:

can

[scott]:

a protective suit right

[chris_sherwin]:

yeah

[scott]:

yeah it's not it's not a protective suit

[shaun]:

like you crashed

[scott]:

it's

[shaun]:

that

[scott]:

a

[shaun]:

tom or something

[chris_sherwin]:

hot

[scott]:

film

[chris_sherwin]:

box

[shaun]:

you

[chris_sherwin]:

shoot

[scott]:

a foam hot dog

[chris_sherwin]:

oh

[scott]:

past

[shaun]:

oh

[scott]:

um like you're punching me it hurts

[shaun]:

right

[scott]:

it's not

[shaun]:

right

[scott]:

like

[chris_sherwin]:

uh

[scott]:

i'm waking up the next day like

[shaun]:

ye

[scott]:

oh my god like am i sore from wearing that costume no i'm sore from everybody thinking

[chris_sherwin]:

oh

[scott]:

it's funny to punch an elbow the

[shaun]:

punch

[scott]:

hot

[chris_sherwin]:

ah

[scott]:

dog

[shaun]:

hot

[scott]:

guy and

[chris_sherwin]:

yeah

[scott]:

like

[shaun]:

inching

[scott]:

spin

[chris_sherwin]:

oh

[scott]:

them around and stuff

[shaun]:

guys

[scott]:

yeah

[shaun]:

with

[chris_sherwin]:

m

[shaun]:

confused sexuality s rubbing

[scott]:

yeah

[shaun]:

me all day and then eventually when they realize

[chris_sherwin]:

ah

[shaun]:

that they don't have to

[scott]:

yeah

[shaun]:

deal with it they're going to beat

[chris_sherwin]:

oh

[shaun]:

me up

[scott]:

yeah

[shaun]:

you know what i mean you know

[chris_sherwin]:

um

[scott]:

i was i was so serious about getting the costume on before anybody saw it bcause obviously you can't i couldn't ride in the car with that thing

[shaun]:

no

[scott]:

out it was ridiculous

[shaun]:

no

[chris_sherwin]:

right

[shaun]:

no no like

[scott]:

and

[shaun]:

we

[scott]:

it

[shaun]:

had

[scott]:

was

[shaun]:

to

[scott]:

like

[shaun]:

leave like avert your

[scott]:

it

[shaun]:

eyes

[scott]:

was like it was like a bride like nobody can see the bride before

[chris_sherwin]:

ah

[scott]:

the wedding ceremony like you can't see him until

[shaun]:

as it was

[scott]:

he has

[shaun]:

it was

[scott]:

this

[shaun]:

really

[scott]:

thing out i'm like

[chris_sherwin]:

first

[scott]:

i'm

[chris_sherwin]:

reveal

[scott]:

the only

[chris_sherwin]:

we

[scott]:

guy

[chris_sherwin]:

all have

[scott]:

that's

[chris_sherwin]:

to turn our backs

[scott]:

right

[chris_sherwin]:

until he touches our shoulder

[scott]:

i'm

[shaun]:

yeah

[chris_sherwin]:

first

[scott]:

the only

[chris_sherwin]:

reveal

[scott]:

guy that had

[chris_sherwin]:

a

[scott]:

bring

[chris_sherwin]:

hot

[scott]:

a

[chris_sherwin]:

dog

[scott]:

mini van to the party to get my

[shaun]:

i

[scott]:

costume

[chris_sherwin]:

yeah

[scott]:

out to put my and i'm like stand tell em christie like don't let anybody come out

[chris_sherwin]:

oh

[scott]:

here until

[shaun]:

yeah

[scott]:

i get the costume on like don't

[shaun]:

avert

[scott]:

let them

[shaun]:

your

[scott]:

see

[shaun]:

eyes

[scott]:

me you

[shaun]:

he

[scott]:

know

[shaun]:

takes on strange

[scott]:

she's

[shaun]:

form

[scott]:

like

[chris_sherwin]:

oh

[scott]:

like and she's standing there like oh my god you're taking this way too

[chris_sherwin]:

yeah

[scott]:

serious like what i'm like

[shaun]:

it's like no but a part

[chris_sherwin]:

uh

[shaun]:

of it was the grand

[scott]:

but i

[shaun]:

entrance

[scott]:

am taking

[shaun]:

like

[scott]:

it serious

[shaun]:

yeah

[scott]:

like you

[shaun]:

you're

[scott]:

the

[shaun]:

like you're

[scott]:

grand

[shaun]:

doing the entrance

[scott]:

shirts right

[shaun]:

the grand

[scott]:

oh

[shaun]:

okay what's coming and then we got

[scott]:

yeah

[shaun]:

smart and we started commuting together up there because we all of them say barry and he stayed we ll be like oh man i'm so the coming out party was like at the house like where you went thou and you're

[scott]:

right

[shaun]:

like think you couldn't come in there like with a poncho

[scott]:

my

[shaun]:

over you or some ike you can't see what my costume is like you

[chris_sherwin]:

oh

[shaun]:

know what i mean

[scott]:

you

[shaun]:

you

[scott]:

right

[shaun]:

figure out ways whatever the other side

[chris_sherwin]:

i

[shaun]:

of halloween that people don't realize is that when people put on costumes they actually like this is like a whole thing psychological

[scott]:

oh

[shaun]:

you become this thing

[chris_sherwin]:

what

[shaun]:

like you

[scott]:

mhm

[shaun]:

can be the most mild matter in individual one you couple it with drinking because halloween is

[chris_sherwin]:

my

[scott]:

yeah

[shaun]:

a big big drunken holiday you

[chris_sherwin]:

right

[shaun]:

go to any town like the town i'm working in now he was talking with a

[chris_sherwin]:

m

[shaun]:

uch of guys who work

[scott]:

m

[shaun]:

in and here heyewrking ey get

[scott]:

m

[shaun]:

ready for halloween man we're working and i'm like that's a big deal about hallow

[chris_sherwin]:

oh

[shaun]:

ike oh yeah boots

[chris_sherwin]:

yeah

[shaun]:

and people put on costumes and they become these

[scott]:

right

[shaun]:

things where they think they're super man or they think that they can you know

[chris_sherwin]:

oh

[shaun]:

you know rip their

[chris_sherwin]:

m

[shaun]:

shirt off and be exposing their breasts

[chris_sherwin]:

m

[shaun]:

and things like that because

[scott]:

oh

[shaun]:

that's just this all does to people again it's that celtic druid thing like we're burning bonfires we're all dancing around and drinking and

[scott]:

yeah

[shaun]:

you become these things and as a cop you're like oh my god what am i dealing with

[scott]:

oh

[shaun]:

this person am i dealing with there

[scott]:

ah

[shaun]:

here

[scott]:

they're persona

[shaun]:

here here ersona

[chris_sherwin]:

right

[shaun]:

and then how am i giving this description

[scott]:

oh

[shaun]:

out you

[chris_sherwin]:

how

[shaun]:

know

[chris_sherwin]:

about

[shaun]:

what i

[chris_sherwin]:

the

[shaun]:

mean

[chris_sherwin]:

night

[shaun]:

like

[chris_sherwin]:

about the

[shaun]:

it's

[chris_sherwin]:

halloween

[shaun]:

the

[chris_sherwin]:

we

[shaun]:

guy

[chris_sherwin]:

worked

[shaun]:

that

[chris_sherwin]:

with

[scott]:

a

[shaun]:

the

[chris_sherwin]:

a kid

[shaun]:

guy that just bathed me in the head was the guy he's the hot dog he's running north he's running

[scott]:

get

[shaun]:

north

[scott]:

the

[shaun]:

these things

[scott]:

hot talk

[shaun]:

dog

[chris_sherwin]:

but

[shaun]:

there's

[chris_sherwin]:

remember

[shaun]:

through

[scott]:

yeah

[chris_sherwin]:

the guy

[shaun]:

our

[chris_sherwin]:

that

[shaun]:

dogs

[chris_sherwin]:

pushed remember the guy

[scott]:

yeah

[chris_sherwin]:

the muster the first to catch up down the stairs in one of our bars

[scott]:

yeah right

[chris_sherwin]:

remember

[shaun]:

ah

[chris_sherwin]:

the

[shaun]:

no

[chris_sherwin]:

mustard

[scott]:

yeah

[chris_sherwin]:

push to catch up

[shaun]:

chest

[chris_sherwin]:

on the

[shaun]:

up

[chris_sherwin]:

stairs and i get there like okay the mustard bottles running west i

[shaun]:

right

[chris_sherwin]:

looked

[scott]:

a

[shaun]:

right

[chris_sherwin]:

for the mustard

[shaun]:

right

[chris_sherwin]:

bottle

[shaun]:

right because

[scott]:

and those

[shaun]:

somebody

[chris_sherwin]:

m

[scott]:

are the

[shaun]:

because

[scott]:

best

[shaun]:

it

[scott]:

calls

[shaun]:

was chicago

[scott]:

to see coming up on the screen too

[shaun]:

because

[scott]:

like

[chris_sherwin]:

right

[shaun]:

it was

[scott]:

it's

[shaun]:

chicago

[scott]:

like

[shaun]:

actually scott punched the guy

[scott]:

yeah

[shaun]:

because the cutch up guy tried to rubbing on scott in chicago when he was a hot dog so scott punched

[chris_sherwin]:

yeah

[shaun]:

the guy in the

[scott]:

right

[shaun]:

face like you don't do

[scott]:

like

[shaun]:

that you you

[scott]:

you

[shaun]:

don't

[scott]:

know

[shaun]:

you

[scott]:

you do

[shaun]:

you don't

[scott]:

catch

[shaun]:

do

[scott]:

up

[shaun]:

that

[scott]:

here okay

[shaun]:

when the

[chris_sherwin]:

oh

[shaun]:

pickle

[scott]:

it's

[shaun]:

guy

[scott]:

relish

[shaun]:

came up

[scott]:

it's

[shaun]:

yeah

[scott]:

relish

[shaun]:

a pickle

[scott]:

relish or mustard or

[chris_sherwin]:

oh

[scott]:

pickle like

[shaun]:

the pickle

[scott]:

it

[shaun]:

guy came and rubbed on him they got together it was crazy

[scott]:

oh

[shaun]:

it was weird like what's going

[chris_sherwin]:

that was

[shaun]:

on

[chris_sherwin]:

a night

[shaun]:

over there

[chris_sherwin]:

to end all night

[shaun]:

and again it was just the hot dog is all it was it's like that wasn't

[scott]:

oh

[shaun]:

scott that was just the hot dog it was his first

[chris_sherwin]:

oh

[scott]:

yeah it's

[shaun]:

but

[scott]:

the

[shaun]:

they

[scott]:

hot

[shaun]:

were

[scott]:

talk talk and it's not me

[chris_sherwin]:

yeah

[shaun]:

it's a great holiday coming up and obviously folks you know be safe on that they know the little

[chris_sherwin]:

please

[shaun]:

kids like you get these cool costumes yu want to go trickercheating

[scott]:

hm

[shaun]:

and you're running around there's a lot of goofinus going

[scott]:

yeah

[shaun]:

around people driving around you do a lot of it low because obviously the changes season and the lights go down

[chris_sherwin]:

oh

[shaun]:

be careful with that stuff because cops are also responding to

[scott]:

hm

[shaun]:

a lot of those calls where you know people

[chris_sherwin]:

right

[shaun]:

are getting caught up in costumes falling down steps you know running in front of cars you know obvious if we don't need to go into the whole idea don't go to somebody's house that doesn't look like they want you there if the

[scott]:

m

[shaun]:

lights aren't on don't knock

[scott]:

hm

[shaun]:

on the door because it kisses people off and if you want

[chris_sherwin]:

right

[shaun]:

to know how you get a raiser blade in a candy bar go knock on the

[chris_sherwin]:

that's

[shaun]:

window

[chris_sherwin]:

why

[shaun]:

of the place that's doing it so i can do a lot of those common sense things a lot of places will

[scott]:

yeah

[shaun]:

cancel halloween for certain reasons but you know it's a great holiday for kids but it's also a great holiday that adults have like never grown up kind

[scott]:

m

[shaun]:

of kept that's a gen x thing i like we made holiday and adult that

[scott]:

m

[shaun]:

holiday and adult

[chris_sherwin]:

right

[shaun]:

thing

[scott]:

right right like

[shaun]:

but

[scott]:

we're keeping this we're

[shaun]:

yeah

[scott]:

keeping this

[chris_sherwin]:

the

[shaun]:

but

[chris_sherwin]:

only

[shaun]:

you

[chris_sherwin]:

one

[shaun]:

know

[chris_sherwin]:

we got right

[shaun]:

we wanted to talk a little bit about that because you know obviously this is being dropped just before the weekend and a lot of our listeners drop and listen or down load and listen to our shows

[scott]:

oh

[shaun]:

the weekend so this is good on remember halloween could be a lot of fun don't get too drunk don't get too much into your persona because they have conferences

[chris_sherwin]:

m

[shaun]:

and stuff like that

[scott]:

oh

[shaun]:

for that in california and you can go to

[chris_sherwin]:

right

[scott]:

oh

[shaun]:

dress up like

[chris_sherwin]:

furry

[shaun]:

a bunny and like things like that

[chris_sherwin]:

and furry

[shaun]:

and try that like coma can is like you know all that good stuff it's like that's halloween

[scott]:

yeah

[shaun]:

year round you know even you can

[scott]:

yeah

[chris_sherwin]:

right

[scott]:

that's cool

[shaun]:

to those kind of things or what do they call those

[chris_sherwin]:

h

[shaun]:

those people that dress up those

[chris_sherwin]:

m

[shaun]:

sexy bunnies yeah

[chris_sherwin]:

ferries

[shaun]:

i'm talking what they call is at

[scott]:

the

[shaun]:

what

[scott]:

first

[shaun]:

he can

[chris_sherwin]:

ferris

[scott]:

yeah

[shaun]:

you

[scott]:

first

[shaun]:

knew that you probed you guys know how did you guys know

[scott]:

rsisoncrisis

[shaun]:

that

[scott]:

on that quick obviously

[chris_sherwin]:

you didn't hear that

[shaun]:

the furies

[chris_sherwin]:

you didn't hear that story yeah

[scott]:

it

[shaun]:

no

[chris_sherwin]:

i got

[scott]:

it

[chris_sherwin]:

called

[scott]:

was his only it was he only thing that didn't get lost in the hurricae

[chris_sherwin]:

no

[shaun]:

get the fire

[chris_sherwin]:

i got called

[shaun]:

for east cast

[chris_sherwin]:

when i

[scott]:

gainst

[chris_sherwin]:

was when i was ah no i got

[shaun]:

obviously

[chris_sherwin]:

i got

[shaun]:

they

[chris_sherwin]:

a call

[shaun]:

have to

[chris_sherwin]:

to

[shaun]:

be

[chris_sherwin]:

the

[shaun]:

impervious to water

[scott]:

oh

[shaun]:

and fluid so imagine that we would would survive

[chris_sherwin]:

ah

[shaun]:

a hurricane

[chris_sherwin]:

no i got

[scott]:

yeah

[shaun]:

anyway

[chris_sherwin]:

a call to the

[scott]:

yeah

[chris_sherwin]:

to the hotel to one of the hotels one night and they're like and

[shaun]:

m

[chris_sherwin]:

i didn't know what fire was and i get there and verybody's in costumes and it was not halloween and i'm like what's going on so well i'm calling

[shaun]:

ah

[chris_sherwin]:

because the fox is having sex

[shaun]:

my

[chris_sherwin]:

with a rabbit in the elevator like what

[shaun]:

this is wild

[chris_sherwin]:

you talking

[shaun]:

is

[chris_sherwin]:

about

[shaun]:

just the island of dr more where am i

[scott]:

all

[chris_sherwin]:

what

[scott]:

right

[chris_sherwin]:

am i what are you talking about so yeah though the fox and the rabbit

[scott]:

is

[chris_sherwin]:

were

[scott]:

this

[chris_sherwin]:

having

[scott]:

some kind

[chris_sherwin]:

sex

[scott]:

of hi coo

[chris_sherwin]:

yeah

[shaun]:

right

[chris_sherwin]:

they're aving sex in the elevator and they're not supposed to have sex

[scott]:

oh

[chris_sherwin]:

in the elevator i said well

[shaun]:

right right

[chris_sherwin]:

well

[shaun]:

well foxes

[chris_sherwin]:

okay

[shaun]:

are not supposed

[chris_sherwin]:

are

[shaun]:

to

[chris_sherwin]:

we

[shaun]:

be having

[chris_sherwin]:

more

[shaun]:

sex

[chris_sherwin]:

insert

[shaun]:

with

[chris_sherwin]:

about

[shaun]:

rabbits

[chris_sherwin]:

having

[scott]:

yeah

[shaun]:

either

[chris_sherwin]:

sex in an elevator or is it a fox

[shaun]:

yeah

[chris_sherwin]:

and a rabbit like

[shaun]:

right right

[chris_sherwin]:

what's what's

[shaun]:

right

[chris_sherwin]:

the big

[scott]:

right

[chris_sherwin]:

concern

[scott]:

there's

[chris_sherwin]:

here

[scott]:

so many things going on here

[shaun]:

right

[chris_sherwin]:

anyway so everybody's

[shaun]:

right

[chris_sherwin]:

walked around

[scott]:

yeah

[chris_sherwin]:

in these costumes and it was a furry convention and what they do is they have sex with these big fur

[scott]:

oh

[shaun]:

m

[chris_sherwin]:

costumers on

[scott]:

oh

[chris_sherwin]:

yep truth

[shaun]:

really

[chris_sherwin]:

yep and they

[scott]:

yep

[chris_sherwin]:

have conventions yep

[shaun]:

okay cool you know you

[chris_sherwin]:

yeah

[shaun]:

learned something new every day folks

[chris_sherwin]:

she

[shaun]:

and you know here you hear here first or maybe twentieth three cups

[chris_sherwin]:

yeah

[shaun]:

talk about firby and you went to

[chris_sherwin]:

yeah

[shaun]:

that where was that

[scott]:

that was

[shaun]:

anyway

[scott]:

a

[shaun]:

not

[scott]:

that

[shaun]:

even

[scott]:

was

[shaun]:

a

[scott]:

a great

[shaun]:

it

[scott]:

follow up to being safe on hollow

[shaun]:

being

[chris_sherwin]:

being

[shaun]:

safe

[chris_sherwin]:

shape and

[shaun]:

and

[chris_sherwin]:

don't be a furry

[shaun]:

practice

[scott]:

safe safe halloween

[chris_sherwin]:

m

[scott]:

and

[shaun]:

and remember

[scott]:

watch out

[chris_sherwin]:

watch out

[shaun]:

little

[chris_sherwin]:

for the

[shaun]:

did

[chris_sherwin]:

first

[shaun]:

the celt

[chris_sherwin]:

watch

[shaun]:

did

[chris_sherwin]:

out for

[shaun]:

little

[chris_sherwin]:

the fox

[shaun]:

yeah

[chris_sherwin]:

what

[shaun]:

little

[chris_sherwin]:

does

[shaun]:

did

[chris_sherwin]:

the

[shaun]:

the

[chris_sherwin]:

fox

[shaun]:

celts

[chris_sherwin]:

say

[shaun]:

know

[chris_sherwin]:

yeah

[scott]:

what

[shaun]:

that

[scott]:

does

[shaun]:

they

[scott]:

the

[shaun]:

would

[scott]:

fox

[shaun]:

start

[scott]:

say

[shaun]:

something that's insane

[scott]:

yeah

[shaun]:

that would work itself and to a holiday that's just as big if not bigger than christmas because i mean christmas was the

[scott]:

oh

[shaun]:

whole grail of holidays

[scott]:

hm

[shaun]:

when you were a kid with the decorations and the light up and then no halloween is definitely it you know definitely it's a bigger one some people would say it's probably because

[chris_sherwin]:

i

[shaun]:

we worship

[scott]:

oh

[shaun]:

satan too much in this country now you know

[chris_sherwin]:

oh

[scott]:

yeah

[chris_sherwin]:

god

[shaun]:

i think

[chris_sherwin]:

ah here we go

[shaun]:

but i think it's good clean fun it's a great

[chris_sherwin]:

they

[scott]:

uh

[shaun]:

way

[chris_sherwin]:

are

[shaun]:

to dress

[chris_sherwin]:

fun

[shaun]:

up and

[scott]:

good

[shaun]:

let

[scott]:

clean

[shaun]:

you

[scott]:

fun

[shaun]:

know it's

[scott]:

right

[shaun]:

it's

[chris_sherwin]:

yeah

[shaun]:

therapeutic to let things out you know especially

[scott]:

hm

[shaun]:

with you know with your embalmed kahal while you're doing it just be careful

[scott]:

yeah

[shaun]:

around the

[chris_sherwin]:

m

[shaun]:

bonfires because he'll

[chris_sherwin]:

yes

[shaun]:

just burst into flames

[chris_sherwin]:

don't throw

[shaun]:

you know

[chris_sherwin]:

a

[shaun]:

what

[chris_sherwin]:

cat

[shaun]:

i mean

[chris_sherwin]:

in apparently

[shaun]:

and don't throw a cat in

[scott]:

yeah

[shaun]:

there when you

[chris_sherwin]:

right

[shaun]:

when you bring

[scott]:

right

[shaun]:

your kitten to your grandma remember whether it's going to amount to some day if she's living alone so on

[chris_sherwin]:

it's going

[shaun]:

that

[chris_sherwin]:

to eat

[shaun]:

note

[chris_sherwin]:

your grandma sorry

[scott]:

right

[shaun]:

had

[chris_sherwin]:

on

[shaun]:

a

[chris_sherwin]:

that

[shaun]:

happy

[chris_sherwin]:

note

[shaun]:

hollow let me do my best

[chris_sherwin]:

all right

[scott]:

happy

[chris_sherwin]:

all

[shaun]:

my best

[chris_sherwin]:

right he

[shaun]:

vincent price

[chris_sherwin]:

uh

[shaun]:

and lo cody

[chris_sherwin]:

h yeah

[scott]:

oh

[chris_sherwin]:

all right everybody have a safe

[scott]:

yeah

[chris_sherwin]:

safe halloween

[shaun]:

yeah

[chris_sherwin]:

please

[scott]:

yeah

[chris_sherwin]:

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[shaun]:

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[shaun]:

if

[chris_sherwin]:

safe

[shaun]:

you dare

[scott]:

s yea

[chris_sherwin]:

yeah